( video; english ) America: Bare ass to the world.

[libertyfuckyeah]

[ Scratches? Check. Bruises? Check. Big ol' grin that says he could care less? Check. Obnoxiously loud announcement that is superfluous information to about 80% of Discedo? ]

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT?! WE'VE GOT TWO NEW SMILING COWS WITH FLOATING HOOVES AT THE STABLES AND YOU HAVE ME TO THANK!!

[ ...check.I'll accept gifts as tokens of your

Comments

[libertyfuckyeah]

False! You're just saying that 'cause you're my uncle!

And I was playing with Norway and then I just remembered that he'd asked me to catch some cows and some conveniently showed up!

[libertyfuckyeah]

Nuh-uh!

I need to come up with a character for you first! But the cows totally need some taming so that they stop trying to kill me less. You can be my back-up for that!

[libertyfuckyeah]

Good, you can make sure they don't get so feisty that they start tearing up the stable! They're kinda antsy right now, so you're gonna want to get on that quickly.

I mean for playing! Like you pretend to be someone. Nepeta made one so I did too and it's really fun! Kinda like acting, except there's no script.

[libertyfuckyeah]

What are you busy with?!

Great! I mean, you can think of some stuff too, but my characters are always the best.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Hey, me too! Mine's a tuna sandwich!

No, you gotta create your own character. It's funner that way.

[libertyfuckyeah]

Fiiiineee you can be Beowulf. But only until I come up with something better!

[libertyfuckyeah]

Okay! So when you play with us, you gotta pretend you're Beowulf! Act like him, talk like him, everything. And I'll be playing as my character, Leonardo DiCaprio, and we'll have adventures together!