Jan 02, 2006 14:53
i hate the beginning of the year. you always think "omgz, this happened. does that mean that this or this is going to happen for the rest of the year?" kinda not worth it after the first ninety times you do that.
and also, catch a brick bitches! i got a B+ in French, meaning i got at least a 3.0. hell to the yeah!
Dear God,
hey, remember when you were creating my family? why, in your name, did you give us the "prone to urinary tract infections" and "prone to yeast infections" genes? shit ain't right, homes. so if you could do me a huge favor and kindly make that shit wear off by the time i'm, oh, nineteen, that would be wonderful. because i'm sick of yeast infections. and if you make me immune to Diflucan, we're gonna have some problems. for real. not even playing this time.
but i do thank you for choosing to inflict yeast infections on me and not urinary tract infections. once was enough.
three in four months isn't fucking kosher,
Destiny Motherfucking Riley