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First off I would like to say that Keith is a bitchin' bro, if it weren't for him some gank ass rednecks would have fucked my car up becasue I was not going to give them $100 for a phone I supposedly ran over because I supposedly used it because my phone was supposedly dead. But my phone wasn't dead since I used it as an alarm clock the next day. The gank ass redneck called me this morning and They said "Where's my Money?" I said "Hold on" I gave the phone to Keith he very nicely said something to the effect of "Sarah will not be giving you any money today nor ever and don't call this number anymore." Guess what? Those bitches were scared and stuttering. mmm yeash. Thank you Keith, and I love you.
New car: '89 Acura Legend with electric everything you could think of, sunroof, digital radio with presetable<
AIR CONDITIONING!
OH driving it is just the best thing ever. I was think of having a beat the shit out of Sarah's POS carathon" LIke $1 for 4 good whacks with a sledgehammer. I figured that'd be more fun than selling it. I will donate 100% to charity. 50% to some starving Ethiopian kid and 50% to starving me.
New Job at Cafe Panino's. I am a hostess/ food runner. Normally new people don't become food runners with in their first two months even but I became one 2 weeks, would you like to know why? Because I fucking rock so hardcore at that job. I love it too. One major downside is the fact that the Lakeland Airport (I work at that location) is the distribution center for hurrricane relief. They use truckers for the said distribution. The said truckers are very vulgar and enjoy sexually harassing me verbally to no end. uggh
I still think relationships are a waste of life.
I still hate you and you know who you are.
I really hope you die.
Not kidding,
in the least.
I miss my hair I think.....
