i am the chronically masturbating walrus. goo goo goo joob.

[libertina]

This completely true story was on the FRONT PAGE of the print edition of a local free weekly--"Dad Still a Self-Lover" naturally caught my one-track eye [Note: the headline did not include the word "Walrus" unlike the online version, thus giving me even less context upon first glance], but I honestly couldn't tell if it was satire until I

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[libertina]

Well, clearly *I* have nothing to lose:



Whoa. Seeing this up close, I'm stunned at its multifaceted Freudian content....The ejaculating Pepsi bottle straddled between his legs has a diarrhea-like quality to it, evoking semen and shit all in one. That's some fuckin' serious loaded (no pun intended) advertising there.

[beelzebabe]

dare for more !