i am the chronically masturbating walrus. goo goo goo joob.

[libertina]

This completely true story was on the FRONT PAGE of the print edition of a local free weekly--"Dad Still a Self-Lover" naturally caught my one-track eye [Note: the headline did not include the word "Walrus" unlike the online version, thus giving me even less context upon first glance], but I honestly couldn't tell if it was satire until I

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[libertina]

Ha ha--I couldn't agree more. The walrus is only acting out of instinct, yet the Hoff posed like this entirely of his own volition. One doesn't need to look too hard to find all manner of shameless Hasselhoff pinup action on the web:



--There was another image I found where he appears to be dry-humping a giant Pepsi bottle cap, but it froze my computer when I tried to link it. Still not as awesomely unsexy as him cradling a shar-pei against his scrotal sac, but still pretty weird.

[beelzebabe]

I'd look for the image myself, but I'm terrified the goverment will come and take my computer away for look at such perversions on the interwebs : D

[libertina]

Well, clearly *I* have nothing to lose:



Whoa. Seeing this up close, I'm stunned at its multifaceted Freudian content....The ejaculating Pepsi bottle straddled between his legs has a diarrhea-like quality to it, evoking semen and shit all in one. That's some fuckin' serious loaded (no pun intended) advertising there.

[beelzebabe]

dare for more !

[pkrat]

Thank you for noting that those are shar peis, and NOT pugs.

The thought of my lil' grub being used to preserve his modesty... horrors!

[pkrat]

[libertina]

That's amazing.

afterlife........

[beelzebabe]

Infinity is the Hasselcrotch ?

Re: afterlife........

[libertina]

LOL