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[libertina]

Regarding the tabloid speculation around Nicole Richie's bun in the oven: The idea of any man getting a boner (pun intended) over this vacuous emaciated chick is mind-boggling enough, but can someone in the medical/scientific profession please explain to me how such a fucking death's head could possibly ovulate??? The alleged "baby bump" she's

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[mister_punchy]

On a completely unrelated note, you make a fairly uncanny Simpson.

[libertina]

On an equally unrelated note: The good news is, I found a hot-as-Hades pair of clunky blue gemstone-festooned frames and excitedly dropped them off at my mad optometrist's office last night. The bad news is, the check I wrote Dr. Strangelove will most likely bounce since I couldn't even deduct $40 from ATM machines tonight. Either I've been the victim of debit fraud again or just really, really financially unobservant these last two weeks. Either scenario leaves me fuuuucked.