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libersacratus

SPENT ROUND: 008

Jun 09, 2009 23:27

...Yeah, think this would be a good time for me to stay here and get some weapon cleaning out of the way.

Just maybe.

Lady?

Edit: Goddammit, spoke too soon. Really, higher up guys that think this shit is funny? Really? I mean, the dress is alright, but the crown's a bit much. Not my style, and it's messing up my hair.

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the pizza is a lie, wtf, there is no porn :(, curse: affected, douchebaggery afoot, a night in is required

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1/ ??? why theotokos June 10 2009, 03:37:23 UTC

Oh-

theotokos June 10 2009, 03:38:10 UTC

theotokos June 10 2009, 03:38:39 UTC

[Brb LAUUUUUGHING]

theotokos June 10 2009, 03:39:18 UTC

AW. ADORABLE.

theotokos June 10 2009, 03:39:41 UTC

What's wrong, do you need help?

done theotokos June 10 2009, 03:40:13 UTC

Hang on, hang on, I need something to preserve this.

Re: done libersacratus June 10 2009, 03:41:06 UTC

Goddammit, Lady, I will kill you.

I need pizza and beer, stat. I mean, I can go out like this, but if I do, I'm telling everyone I'm your boyfriend.

theotokos June 10 2009, 03:44:00 UTC

What? This is the best day ever.

If you even remotely MENTION that, I'm going to put flowers in your hair to go along with that... that thing.

I mean-

I COULD give you pizza and beer, but I'm not going to be able to keep a straight face.

libersacratus June 10 2009, 03:46:28 UTC

I'm just lucky I got such nice legs to match.

Flower away, then. I'm going to tell everyone. And give intimate details of things.

And no, it doesn't matter that those things haven't happened. I'm pretty believable when I wanna be. I mean, if you're gonna laugh at me.

theotokos June 10 2009, 03:49:45 UTC

Don't make me get the lipstick.

I swear I'll do it.

libersacratus June 10 2009, 03:51:44 UTC

Just make sure it matches the dress. I don't want it to clash, and I gotta leave some on your collar if you come rescue me with pizza and beer.

theotokos June 10 2009, 03:54:25 UTC

And blush.

I don't know, sweetheart, you sure you can handle beer tonight?

libersacratus June 10 2009, 03:56:34 UTC

I'll even hold real still for you to put it on.

Babydoll, I can handle that and more. More than you can, anyway.

theotokos June 10 2009, 03:58:41 UTC

You're too pale for red, you know.

Oh, I don't know, we can't have the princess hurting himself.

libersacratus June 10 2009, 04:00:36 UTC

I thought pale skin and red lips and cheeks were in this season.

Cute, but I guarantee I can drink you under the table.

theotokos June 10 2009, 04:01:32 UTC

Sure, if you want to look like a whore.

You probably could! I know I'm a light weight, but that's besides the point.

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