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libersacratus

SPENT ROUND: 003

May 24, 2009 00:43

First? The bar. Then? Business plan. I just gotta figure out how to make it work here. Then? I don't know. I'll either try to find porn or get laid. Either/or, 'cause it all ends up the same ( Read more... )

is there a pizza man in the house?, crafts day at retardville, all work and no play..., booze run is a go

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[Voice] child_radical May 24 2009, 05:02:09 UTC

You could always attempt catching pidgeons.

[voice] libersacratus May 24 2009, 05:03:17 UTC

Have you ever actually eaten a pidgeon? Trust me, not a good idea.

[voice] child_radical May 24 2009, 05:09:59 UTC

Please don't tell me you actually ate it raw.

[voice] libersacratus May 24 2009, 05:12:50 UTC

...

I may have. Maybe. Just that one time.

[voice] child_radical May 24 2009, 05:13:35 UTC

Gee, I wonder why it would taste horrible?

[voice] libersacratus May 24 2009, 05:15:22 UTC

Desperate times, dude. Desperate times.

And the worst part? There's an entire pizza back at my shop, waiting for me in my fridge. And that burns my ass.

[voice] child_radical May 24 2009, 05:41:52 UTC

Because common knowledge is easily lost then.

Well you can always attempt opening your own pizza place here then.

[voice] libersacratus May 24 2009, 14:04:00 UTC

...Yes.

Nah, cooking it's never been my thing. Gotta keep on keeping on with the professional career.

[voice] child_radical May 24 2009, 14:57:43 UTC

And what is this professional career that you do that causes you to neglect a common skill?

[voice] libersacratus May 24 2009, 15:04:32 UTC

Investigation.

[voice] child_radical May 24 2009, 15:28:15 UTC

Is it too much to investigate learning how to cook?

[voice] libersacratus May 24 2009, 15:33:33 UTC

I didn't say I couldn't cook, just that it's not my thing.

[voice] child_radical May 24 2009, 16:06:32 UTC

Then find somebody to cook for you. A passable chef or a roommate that has the patience of a saint.

[voice] libersacratus May 24 2009, 16:10:00 UTC

Nah, that kind of thing's never worked for me, either.

[voice] child_radical May 24 2009, 16:13:33 UTC

Well then, I guess it comes down to roasting pidegeons until you work up enough money to buy a decent meal.

[voice] libersacratus May 24 2009, 16:33:29 UTC

No one ever said I wasn't light with my fingers.

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