Got a question
I've got an incomplete childhood memory that's being annoyingly persistent. OK, think back to when the opposite sex had cooties. There's a song, that I now know is to the tune of "The Old Grey Mare," with intentional gross-out lyrics. I occasionally get it stuck in my head and it runs 'round and 'round in a little rut (including right now, thanks ever so, ourika), but with a lacuna. I've *bleep*-in' forgotten the beginning of one of the lines!!! So, my live journal compatriots, I need your help. I am now on a quest, not only to complete this song, but to collect regional variants.
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little dirty birdie feet
(something something) swimming in a pool of blood
And I forgot my straw! *slurp*
And for that matter, what are some of your favorite silly kids' songs? The ones that got parentally banned on road trips, on pain of instant dismemberment. Or the ones that kept you up nights, giggling at sleepaway camp. Or the ones you still remember the lyrics to. Whatever...
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Little dirty birdie feet
(something something) swimming in a pool of blood
And I forgot my straw! *slurp*
And for that matter, what are some of your favorite silly kids' songs? The ones that got parentally banned on road trips, on pain of instant dismemberment. Or the ones that kept you up nights, giggling at sleepaway camp. Or the ones you still remember the lyrics to. Whatever...