mebbe cross posted to myspace
LaGuardia Halloween was... interesting. Certainly not as fun as some years past-- because management screwed us over by giving us only half a day of school AND the parade was complete shit (mostly stupid dead cheerleaders and dark goddess bullshit, not to mention some really racist "Chinese Goddesses"). However, it was fun because we're seniors now and my costume was actually pretty good this year.
I had four classes today because of Parent/Teacher Conferences (which I'm sure 5 parents attended), and I didn't even really attend half of my classes-- the substitute went AWOL and I left after signing in. This proved to be more fun because we all had the chance to explore. There were various costumes that were really well done and creative. That Jewish kid (um, 75% of the white people in school), Ben Adam or whatever, was the spitting image of Ali G-- he acted exactly like him b/c he's a drama major. I think he was in that movie on Comedy Central, The Hebrew Hammer for two seconds.
BUT YEAM OHEMGEE I GOT TO FRISK AND FEEL UP ALI G AND BORAT SAGDIYEV BECAUSE I'M DANGLE! "I'M WRITING YOU A CITATION FOR YOU BEAUTIOSITY!" GET EET? OMGWTFBBQ!!!111
TWINZ!
Hunter S. Thomson/Raoul Duke & Dr. Gonzo
There are way too many people dressing up as AZNZOMG and eating Laura Lee.
Alec as Mr. Dorogoscar
Gym teachers are weird
Borat Sagdiyev, Third most famous man from Kazakhstan
Afterwards, we saw Team America! World Police and I was frightened by the puppet sex but amused by the Kim Jong Il. Then some of us separated ways and LizOlga and I went downtown to go eat some Indian food, which was... interesting.
I went to one of the various Indian restaurants on First Ave btwn 5th & 6th streets. I love that place. Magali showed it to me and she's friends with one of the waiters or managers or whatever he does there. Get this! HIS NAME IS BABU! "Jerry Seinfeld is a very very very bad man!" He was really nice and pretty creepy in that Borat kind of way. I remember last time he molested Chelsea as she exited the bathroom by hugging her way too tight. That's okay, he can be Chelsea's beard, or whatever the lesbian equivalent of a beard is. Okay, this was a meal for THREE people and it only came up to $25.25 (including the nan). This was supposed to be my birthday celebratory dinner, and Liz told Babu that it was my byrfdaii. So after we finished our meals, they shut the lights off, put on the strobe light and the Indian Happy Birthday song. Twas so funniiii. They gave us mango ice cream on the house. As we left, Babu molested us by squeezing my arm really weird and hugging me Chelsea style and I knew that he wanted to be up all on Liz. I need to remember to bring an intimidating guy buddy next time.
I had four classes today because of Parent/Teacher Conferences (which I'm sure 5 parents attended), and I didn't even really attend half of my classes-- the substitute went AWOL and I left after signing in. This proved to be more fun because we all had the chance to explore. There were various costumes that were really well done and creative. That Jewish kid (um, 75% of the white people in school), Ben Adam or whatever, was the spitting image of Ali G-- he acted exactly like him b/c he's a drama major. I think he was in that movie on Comedy Central, The Hebrew Hammer for two seconds.
BUT YEAM OHEMGEE I GOT TO FRISK AND FEEL UP ALI G AND BORAT SAGDIYEV BECAUSE I'M DANGLE! "I'M WRITING YOU A CITATION FOR YOU BEAUTIOSITY!" GET EET? OMGWTFBBQ!!!111
TWINZ!
Hunter S. Thomson/Raoul Duke & Dr. Gonzo
There are way too many people dressing up as AZNZOMG and eating Laura Lee.
Alec as Mr. Dorogoscar
Gym teachers are weird
Borat Sagdiyev, Third most famous man from Kazakhstan
Afterwards, we saw Team America! World Police and I was frightened by the puppet sex but amused by the Kim Jong Il. Then some of us separated ways and LizOlga and I went downtown to go eat some Indian food, which was... interesting.
I went to one of the various Indian restaurants on First Ave btwn 5th & 6th streets. I love that place. Magali showed it to me and she's friends with one of the waiters or managers or whatever he does there. Get this! HIS NAME IS BABU! "Jerry Seinfeld is a very very very bad man!" He was really nice and pretty creepy in that Borat kind of way. I remember last time he molested Chelsea as she exited the bathroom by hugging her way too tight. That's okay, he can be Chelsea's beard, or whatever the lesbian equivalent of a beard is. Okay, this was a meal for THREE people and it only came up to $25.25 (including the nan). This was supposed to be my birthday celebratory dinner, and Liz told Babu that it was my byrfdaii. So after we finished our meals, they shut the lights off, put on the strobe light and the Indian Happy Birthday song. Twas so funniiii. They gave us mango ice cream on the house. As we left, Babu molested us by squeezing my arm really weird and hugging me Chelsea style and I knew that he wanted to be up all on Liz. I need to remember to bring an intimidating guy buddy next time.