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Goodness gracious! STELLA is going to be at the Knitting Factory for a DNC Fundraiser on Aug 5. And I can't go because I am Asian and my nazi family definitely won't let me. I can't stalk Michael Showalter and kidnap him and keep him in my closet and feed him dog food and make him do my homework and make him into my Filipino sex slave because I'll have his passport but thas okay because Michael Ian Black won't be there so I'll wait until then to carry out my plan.