A Democratic candidate for state rep (Kansas) with a brilliant webpage. (Link shamelessly stolen from
photosinensis.)
I'm not saying give him money... unfortunately he does seem to be making up his immigration position as he goes, and I don't have any independent information about him... but the page is still funny.
If you don't get the joke at the first panel, where have you been?
see here.
ETA (Friday): He reached his goal of 3,000 donors in 37.25 hours, and surpassed it by 1101 as of the last update.