People Are Being Particularly Stupid Today

[luna_k]

Thanks to girlfromsouth for emailing me about this bit of stupidity.
A theatre in Florida has had to change the title of a charity production of The Vagina Monologues on its marquee, after a woman complained that it was offensive.

The new name? They've decided on 'The Hoohaa Monologues'.

Comments

[patrickdean]

People will think it's performed entirely by Al Pachino now.

[bandgeek]

Well heaven forbid the young girl should find out what a vagina is!

As heard on "Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me," The Bush Sex Ed Program: "If we don't tell them about sex, maybe they'll never find out!"

[girlfromsouth]

seriously, i sent you that hours ago and i'm still LIVID WITH RAGE AAAAH.

i mean, what. it's not even slang or profanity - it's a fucking technical term. what's wrong with it?? also, you ,know, PROPER TITLE.

god i hate everyone in the whole world. how about that stupid entitled bitch actually have to parent her stupid (and now destined to grow up collossally ignorant) child.

[thisficklemob]

And if you say it wah-gee-nah, it's Latin for sheath. :p

At least the theatre company had a sense of humor about it. I think "The Hooty-Hoo Monologues", "The Girl-Bits Monologues" or "The 'Down-There' Monologues" would have a certain charm, too.

[txvoodoo]

I emailed the theater. Asses