Let's Do The Time Warp Again (and then go to alegbra)

Apr 17, 2006 01:56

Thanks to maggiesox for providing me with the best laugh of the day. Check out this asshat:
Can a Christian be a liberal? Short answer: no. There is no way a Christian can buy into neo-liberal ideology and be faithful to the bigger-than-Dallas teachings of the scripture and expect to continue enjoying his hard-won religious liberties.

For the "Christian" to lean politically to the left means that he must blow off huge chunks of the Bible and replace the scripture with the make-believe notions of postmodernism's malleable "Christ." Only after torturing the scripture can the Christian then fit liberalism into his supposed relationship with God.

For the Christian who believes that unfeigned faith in Christ should correspond with Jesus' high view of scripture, it is impossible to believe in God and be an adherent to postmodern liberalism.

Liberalism has been hijacked by bizarre special-interest thugs who defy the Word of God and believe that the Bible has no place in public life (except maybe in a museum where people can look at it from time to time).

The Christian skipping around the maypole wearing his rose-colored glasses who has a bent to the liberal left needs to understand something: if it were left up to the modern, secularized liberal establishment, he would be more restricted than Bill when Hillary's in town. If the Christophobic thugs had it their way, Christians would be relegated to a marginalized spiritual ghetto on the sidelines of life.

Yes, apparently as a Liberal we're all "Christophobic". Even ones like me, who identify ourselves as Christians. It's like a self-hate thing or something, I dunno. And I'm not even going to bother pointing out the obvious here: JESUS WAS THE BIGGEST BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL OF THEM ALL, so STFU n00b.

But here's the best part of the article. Did you know, that if you vote for a Liberal, you are supporting:
2. Secularism to be continually mainlined into our public school system. Thanks to rabid, vapid secularism, our public schools and universities would rather you be a Rocky Horror super freak than a Christian. If your beliefs run to the bizarre or the banal; or if you want to smoke the same philosophical crack that Caligula, Nero, Castro or Lenin freebased, they'll accommodate you.

Ha!!! Dude, I wanna go to Rocky Horror High. That would be the coolest high school in the history of ever.

religion, conservative fuckheads

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