Oh God, why did I watch that "Great Things About Being a Red State" thing on Bravo?!? I told myself I wasn't gonna watch, because it would just annoy me, but of course I watched anyways.
I also took notes - yes, I take notes for these things, shut up - in case you're interested. (
Feel free to eye-roll along with me )
And I know I live here now, but I forever endorse Fuck the South:
"The next dickwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their ass kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal fucking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherfucker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, asshole, they’re blue states."
(which reminds me of the Confederate flag post from a few days ago. Sometimes, I'll be running an errand around town or something and I'll catch site of the Mississippi state flad and for a split second I think to myself, "Shit, I can't believe someone is freaking flying the Confederate flag that's so...wait, that's the post office." It never stops being jarring.)
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