Our First Family, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Apparently they're not just the First Family, they're also one big happy drunken criminal family.
SEPTEMBER 16 -- One of President George W. Bush's nephews--the youngest son of Florida Governor Jeb Bush -- was arrested early today and charged with public drunkenness and resisting arrest. John Ellis Bush, 21, was nabbed at 2:30 AM by Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission agents in Austin (Jeb Jr.'s street corner arrest came in one of the capitol's popular bar districts). According to the below arrest warrant, filed with the Travis County Municipal Court, an intoxicated Bush, "continually pushed against this officer and struggled as I attempted to handcuff him." After about four hours in custody, Bush was released on $2500 bond for the resisting count (the intox charge was covered by a personal recognizance bond). This is the second time young Jeb--pictured at far right in the above family portrait--has landed on a police blotter. In October 2000, Jeb, then 16, and a girlfriend were discovered naked from the waist down in a Jeep Cherokee parked at a Tallahassee mall. Jebby's siblings, George and Noelle, have also had well-publicized run-ins with the fuzz. (2 pages)
Jesus, what a national embarrasment.
I'd like to state, for the record, that lovely Chelsea Victoria Clinton got her undergraduate from Stanford, her master's from Oxford, and is now earning a six figure salary at a world-renowned consulting company... while the Bush kids are all doing belly shots off hookers somewhere. SIGH.
SEPTEMBER 16 -- One of President George W. Bush's nephews--the youngest son of Florida Governor Jeb Bush -- was arrested early today and charged with public drunkenness and resisting arrest. John Ellis Bush, 21, was nabbed at 2:30 AM by Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission agents in Austin (Jeb Jr.'s street corner arrest came in one of the capitol's popular bar districts). According to the below arrest warrant, filed with the Travis County Municipal Court, an intoxicated Bush, "continually pushed against this officer and struggled as I attempted to handcuff him." After about four hours in custody, Bush was released on $2500 bond for the resisting count (the intox charge was covered by a personal recognizance bond). This is the second time young Jeb--pictured at far right in the above family portrait--has landed on a police blotter. In October 2000, Jeb, then 16, and a girlfriend were discovered naked from the waist down in a Jeep Cherokee parked at a Tallahassee mall. Jebby's siblings, George and Noelle, have also had well-publicized run-ins with the fuzz. (2 pages)
Jesus, what a national embarrasment.
I'd like to state, for the record, that lovely Chelsea Victoria Clinton got her undergraduate from Stanford, her master's from Oxford, and is now earning a six figure salary at a world-renowned consulting company... while the Bush kids are all doing belly shots off hookers somewhere. SIGH.