Could have been worse...

[liberalgoliath]

So, our pResident underwent a colon procedure. Apparently, 5 polyps were removed from his colon. So, they finally found what was up his ass. Unfortunately, they did not find what I had hoped they would find - his brains. So, since they had not found his head up his ass, one needs to continue the search.

The worst part is for a few hours, Cheney was the president. Now THAT was far more SINISTER...