This has the temptation to sound as if I am whining which I suppose I am. DEAL WITH IT.
Isolation.
Two select sloppy sneezes.
Relief.
To whom it may concern,
You have a C- in every facet of life.
Let me list the myriad tracks of life that you attempt to be successful at but, alternately, piddle in lazy circles about and end up sleeping smotheringly on top of.
Daughter, math student, sister, writer, college applicant, granddaughter, student of european history, anatomy attender, christian, friend, musician, girl, girlfriend, jogger, purveyor of feminine wiles, conversationalist, non-awkwardist, water drinker, leader, attractive upperclassman-type, listener of music, driver, communicator, fingernail non-biter, ms word typer, conscious and cognizant entity in general terms, decision-maker, sleeper.
Sleeper.
Oh no. I am
very
very
good at sleeping.
Would it raise my life gpa if I hibernated. For one to two weeks or four to six years.
Two select sloppy sneezes.
Relief.
To whom it may concern,
You have a C- in every facet of life.
Let me list the myriad tracks of life that you attempt to be successful at but, alternately, piddle in lazy circles about and end up sleeping smotheringly on top of.
Daughter, math student, sister, writer, college applicant, granddaughter, student of european history, anatomy attender, christian, friend, musician, girl, girlfriend, jogger, purveyor of feminine wiles, conversationalist, non-awkwardist, water drinker, leader, attractive upperclassman-type, listener of music, driver, communicator, fingernail non-biter, ms word typer, conscious and cognizant entity in general terms, decision-maker, sleeper.
Sleeper.
Oh no. I am
very
very
good at sleeping.
Would it raise my life gpa if I hibernated. For one to two weeks or four to six years.