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Life is interesting. I guess you have to take it one day at a time.
So i had some fun times on I-85 today.
1)I was driving Sarah to class, when this bitch is going 50 in a 70 zone, then she cut me off!!! I pass her, and guess what shes a fat black lady munching down watermelon!!!! I was pissed!!!
2)I was on 85 bringing sarah back. The wind was blowing really hard. Well im driving parallel to this guy and girl going about 85 miles per hour. Well were driving, when all of the sudden this guy is drifting into me! SO i start honkink my horn cause i figured he didnt realize that he was drifting into me. Then i look over and his hands arent even on the wheel they are in the air. So i start honking some more and started screaming you fu**ing Bas**rd put your god da** fu***** hands on the fu***** wheel you dumb a** mother fu****. Well then i looked over again and he just turned his head and smiled at me when i realized
"Hooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy SSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttt" wasnt there a girl in the car with him. Yhea the stupid perv was getting road head on the interstate going fu**ing 85 mph. I had to pull over i was laughing sooo hard. I was literally crying, and sarah was completly clueless.
So i had an awesome day on 85!!! And so now im calling everyone who would appreciate the story i have to tell. I really want to put this in the yearbook as one of the most memorable driving moments.
peace
libby
So i had some fun times on I-85 today.
1)I was driving Sarah to class, when this bitch is going 50 in a 70 zone, then she cut me off!!! I pass her, and guess what shes a fat black lady munching down watermelon!!!! I was pissed!!!
2)I was on 85 bringing sarah back. The wind was blowing really hard. Well im driving parallel to this guy and girl going about 85 miles per hour. Well were driving, when all of the sudden this guy is drifting into me! SO i start honkink my horn cause i figured he didnt realize that he was drifting into me. Then i look over and his hands arent even on the wheel they are in the air. So i start honking some more and started screaming you fu**ing Bas**rd put your god da** fu***** hands on the fu***** wheel you dumb a** mother fu****. Well then i looked over again and he just turned his head and smiled at me when i realized
"Hooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy SSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttt" wasnt there a girl in the car with him. Yhea the stupid perv was getting road head on the interstate going fu**ing 85 mph. I had to pull over i was laughing sooo hard. I was literally crying, and sarah was completly clueless.
So i had an awesome day on 85!!! And so now im calling everyone who would appreciate the story i have to tell. I really want to put this in the yearbook as one of the most memorable driving moments.
peace
libby