Yeah thats whay I asked if it would be too stupid. Its too gay. I dont mind embarrasing him a little, but I dont want to drag his ass out of the closet till he's ready. I guess a picture of me and my bulge naked wont work either!
Well, he likes purple, maybe they can do the fancy frosting parts on the edges with purple frosting..Just have them make it look good.. I dont want it to look like I got it at the store, yanno?
Tsk tsk... it's NOT stupid, it's endearing and you're a wonderful friend for suggesting it. We can always order a second cake for his REAL birthday...him and Harmony, or much better, you and the Bulge. How's that sound?
And, just for clarity, are you willing to drag YOUR ass out of the closet with him?
I dont want anyone carving up my bone with a cake knife! Maybe Sonya will get proofs back and we can use one of the three of us..
I dunno, Libby. I dont think I'd care. Its really only for the fans, and most of them think I'm Bi anyhow.. and most of them never have nice things to say about me. I dress ugly, I have a receding hairline...too many tats..how much worse can it be to be gay? But Howie.. hell, you know Howie. He wont even let his Dad or brother know, and I totally understand that.
That sounds perfect, AJ. When I come see you early next week, I'll bring the proofs. Just make sure you give her an opportunity to snap a few picturs of just the three of you. He does seem to go on and on about loving that hammock there... ::giggles::
It's never worse to be gay, AJ. For crying outloud, I've never met more insecure men in my life than I have since starting to work for Howie! Just stop, okay? I may not get all wet and horny for men, but I do know a gorgeous man when I see one and YOU are one. Part of my job is keeping up on the fans and their opinions. Maybe I need to bring you a few reminders of how many fans think you are god's gift to women? Screw it, don't answer, I'm just bringing 'em.
As for Howie, just give him time. You know he always struggles with other people's opinions before thinking of himself.
Now answer me this? What the hell does a PA give her boss for his birthday?
The hammock is my third favorite thing on the island. No, fourth. Howie, Harmony, porch, hammock.
Libby, dont, dont do that you'll embarrass me... jesus. So you read the stuff, you know what I mean. The people that matter, that stuck through this whole break and stood by me through rehab, and falling off the wagon.. ::winces, remembering hiding it this last time:: I know they'll stand by me though this too if we ever do come out. And I put pressure on Howie for a lot of things, but this would never be one of them. This..is up to him. And the band.
What does a PA get her boss.. hmmm... a dildo? Howies so easy to please, Libby. Get him some CD's and he'll cry with joy. oh.. OH. a new briefcase. Did you see the holes in the one he's using? Thats gotta bother him..
Okey dokey, future boss #2, because you know you're going to end up hiring me too. I'm the best, you need the best, got it? Just know this, I'm flattering when something deserves flattering and I'm brutual when something deserves bluntness. I don't sugarcoat shit to impress. We'll talk salary next week.
Now...the present. Briefcase. Excellent idea. Brown. Leather. I know the perfect place. Thank you, Mr. McLean.
Dildos? Dare I ask? Why...yes, I do dare. I saw the bulge remember? Why would that obviously sated man need a dildo?
You cant handle two boybanders, Libby! Actually, I'm not that demanding, all I need is Starbucks and tee times. Nothing like Howie. Opposites attract.
Yur welcome on the advice about the briefcase AND the sex toys. You really wanna know? God, Howie'll skin me. He likes getting fucked with it while I blow him. And ..I'm not exactly King Kong..thanks anyhow. I used a bigger fatter one and it was.. holy shit..he was over the top. Libby, you gotta watch teh quiet ones. He's got a real kinky side in there..thank GOD.
You have no clue what I can handle, but I guarantee you'll be a breeze. Starbucks is my favorite as well...speaking of... what are your investments like? A Starbucks franchise is a very sound investment. Think about it.
Well, for god's sakes, AJ, who wouldn't enjoy that! Sonya loves double, triple attention as well. Maybe I'll have to toss a dildo or two in the briefcase...lmao. And, my lips are sealed. Although I will be looking at him in a slightly different light come Friday...still lmao!
Kink rocks, baby!
I have to run. A hundred things to do. Call my cell if you think of any last minute things. Helicopters are available from two o'clock on tomorrow, just direct your guests to the landing field in Malibu and give their names.
I dont mind embarrasing him a little, but I dont want to drag his ass out of the closet till he's ready. I guess a picture of me and my bulge naked wont work either!
Well, he likes purple, maybe they can do the fancy frosting parts on the edges with purple frosting..Just have them make it look good.. I dont want it to look like I got it at the store, yanno?
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And, just for clarity, are you willing to drag YOUR ass out of the closet with him?
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I dunno, Libby. I dont think I'd care. Its really only for the fans, and most of them think I'm Bi anyhow.. and most of them never have nice things to say about me. I dress ugly, I have a receding hairline...too many tats..how much worse can it be to be gay? But Howie.. hell, you know Howie. He wont even let his Dad or brother know, and I totally understand that.
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It's never worse to be gay, AJ. For crying outloud, I've never met more insecure men in my life than I have since starting to work for Howie! Just stop, okay? I may not get all wet and horny for men, but I do know a gorgeous man when I see one and YOU are one. Part of my job is keeping up on the fans and their opinions. Maybe I need to bring you a few reminders of how many fans think you are god's gift to women? Screw it, don't answer, I'm just bringing 'em.
As for Howie, just give him time. You know he always struggles with other people's opinions before thinking of himself.
Now answer me this? What the hell does a PA give her boss for his birthday?
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Libby, dont, dont do that you'll embarrass me... jesus. So you read the stuff, you know what I mean. The people that matter, that stuck through this whole break and stood by me through rehab, and falling off the wagon.. ::winces, remembering hiding it this last time:: I know they'll stand by me though this too if we ever do come out. And I put pressure on Howie for a lot of things, but this would never be one of them. This..is up to him. And the band.
What does a PA get her boss.. hmmm... a dildo? Howies so easy to please, Libby. Get him some CD's and he'll cry with joy. oh.. OH. a new briefcase. Did you see the holes in the one he's using? Thats gotta bother him..
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Now...the present. Briefcase. Excellent idea. Brown. Leather. I know the perfect place. Thank you, Mr. McLean.
Dildos? Dare I ask? Why...yes, I do dare. I saw the bulge remember? Why would that obviously sated man need a dildo?
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Yur welcome on the advice about the briefcase AND the sex toys. You really wanna know? God, Howie'll skin me. He likes getting fucked with it while I blow him. And ..I'm not exactly King Kong..thanks anyhow. I used a bigger fatter one and it was.. holy shit..he was over the top. Libby, you gotta watch teh quiet ones. He's got a real kinky side in there..thank GOD.
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Well, for god's sakes, AJ, who wouldn't enjoy that! Sonya loves double, triple attention as well. Maybe I'll have to toss a dildo or two in the briefcase...lmao. And, my lips are sealed. Although I will be looking at him in a slightly different light come Friday...still lmao!
Kink rocks, baby!
I have to run. A hundred things to do. Call my cell if you think of any last minute things. Helicopters are available from two o'clock on tomorrow, just direct your guests to the landing field in Malibu and give their names.
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