D-zam to the strawberry jam

[lianncoop]

It'd be damn awesome if I could stop time. I could provide endless hours to the day and everyone could finish what they needed to finish. Plus my time-stopping wouldn't suck like that Clockstoppers movie. Total awesomeness! Unfortunately, Mr. Magic Genie seems to be on vacation, so my wish for a time-altering machine has been put on hold.

I shall save the world and its people with my magical staff of time! *POOF!*

Yes, I have officially gone insane....