Dear World,

[liangjingjing]

Please don't expect me to say anything that makes sense outside of the football world for the next month. The World Cup has started. My family now has ESPN in HD. There are pimp posts of beautifully shirtless players lining up in delicious. I will be alternately painfully cheerful, and mind-boggling angry depending on game winners. You will have to learn to deal with all of the above.

I hope you enjoy the World Cup. :D I hope your team of choice wins. But more importantly, I hope MY team of choice wins.