Eggy's Monster Meme
I don't even know why I'm doing this. -confused face-
Can's
Can you swim?
…Not if I don’t have to…
Can you dance?
Define dance. If you mean flail around then yes, yes I can.
Can you whistle?
Amazingly well, actually
Can you sing?
I can carry a tune. -_-u
Can you play an instrument?
I can play two. Piano and violin.
Can you cross your eyes?
Yup.
Can you roll your tongue?
OBVIOUSLY. WHO CAN’T?!
Can you make a clover with your tongue?
Nope, I really want to be able to though.
Can you do a back flip?
I like to have full control over my lower body, thank you. My spine doesn’t need to be broken.
Can you do a back bend?
Yup!
Can you fight?
Not at all~
Can you cook?
I make food of the edible sort.
Can you rum your tummy while you pat your head?
Yes, but unlike Emma, I don’t do it in my free time.
Can you lick your elbow?
…is this some elaborate plot to make me try?
Can you make people laugh easily?
…GUYS? DO I MAKE YOU LAUGH EASILY?!
Can you draw?
I used to be able to…
Can you paint?
I HELPED PAINT A SHELF!
Can you type fast?
I am the child of a DBA and an IT. What do you think?
Can you scream your thoughts without being embarrassed?
…Whut?
Can you belch?
Not on command. o_O
Can you face your fears?
I am never going on a roller coaster, even if you challenge me.
Can you concentrate of a task easily?
What kind of task? I can flail and annotate easily, but playing piano is kind of difficult after a while.
Can you do the electric slide?
YES. CTY taught me!
Can you roll your eyes to the back of your head?
…Why would I want to do that?
Can you hold your breath for more than 20 seconds?
Uh, hold on, lemme check. Yes.
Can you play a sport?
I can play soccer in a completely unserious manner, and I’m decent at volleyball.
Can you throw a football the proper way?
I learned this in Gym in the fifth grade. I can still do it!
Can you devote yourself to a significant other entirely?
…WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL… There’s the problems of Ryo, Henry and Nino…
Can you stand on a skateboard?
I can!
Did's
Did you ever get arrested?
Nope, give it time though. Henry’s got to come to the U.S. someday…
Did you ever skip school?
…THAT’S FUNNY.
Did you ever have a medical emergancy?
Never!
Did you ever think about suicide?
Erm, you mean think about killing myself? Or think about what makes people want to kill themselves?
Did you ever faint?
…Yes. -sad face- It wasn’t fun.
Did you ever cry over a crush?
…No?
Did you ever have your heart broken?
Yes, after Henry told me that he loved Sparky more than he loved me, I just about died. DIED.
Did you ever get into a fight?
Mm-hm…
Did you ever ride a plane?
All the time. Hate ‘em.
Did you ever fall in love?
What is with all these love questions?
Did you ever lose someone close to you?
Um…Not really.
Did you ever fail a class?
…That’s funny!
Did you ever sleep with a blankie?
Nope, I have Teddy.
Did you ever believe a monster was under your bed?
Psh, no. It was the big bad wolf.
Did you ever streak?
PARDON?
Did you ever drink alcohol?
I’m allergic to alcohol...
Did you ever take drugs?
You mean like, the kind I take for allergies and stuff?
Did you ever stalk anyone?
Nooooooooooooooo. -shifty eyes-
Did you ever have a stalker?
…Not that I know of…
Did you ever wish on a star?
LOOK. AT. MY. LJ NAME.
Did you ever dance in the rain?
No, rain is wet.
Did you ever kiss in the rain?
No seriously, what is with all these love questions?
Did you ever have a secret santa?
In fourth grade.
Did you ever have a secret admirer?
Nope.
Did you ever attend a wedding?
One, and it was long and boring, but the reception was pretty good.
Did you ever attend a funeral?
Never.
Did you ever stay up all night?
Every time we come back from the library.
Did you ever stay up 2 nights in a row?
English, sixth grade.
Did you ever sleep in class?
MY SISTER HAS!
Did you ever listen to the inside of a sea shell?
Of course!
Did you ever find a 4 leaf clover?
Once. And then we lost it.
Did you ever swim in the ocean?
Yeah…
Did you ever fear the dark?
I slept with a night light for a while…
Did you ever go to a concert?
THE BASSIST PICKED ME OUT. -relives happy moment-
Did you ever have a pet goldfish?
I’ve had many. <3
Did you ever have a?
…A what?
Did you ever have a detention?
Um…Never.
Did you ever have a new year's kiss?
SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WITH THESE QUESTIONS?!
Did you ever sleep all day?
I slept 16 hours the day we got back from China…
Did you ever forget someone's birthday?
…I’M SORRY KIBUM. -falls to ground-
Did you ever leave out cookies for Santa?
What is this past tense thing? I still do.
Did you ever pretend to be a power ranger when younger?
I WAS THE YELLOW RANGER!
Did you ever eat only the marshmallows in a box of lucky charms?
EW NO. Lucky Charms marshmallows are kind of gross.
Did you ever fall out of a tree?
That would entail climbing up them.
Did you ever have depression?
Not anything that requires medication to fix.
Did you ever look for shapes in the clouds with your friends?
George Washington College, CTY of ’04, Cloud Watching.
Did you ever make funny faces for pictures with your friends?
Have you not seen the inside of Eggy’s locker?
Did you ever cry tears of joy?
Uh, no…
Did you ever cry yourself to sleep?
-angstangstangst-
Did you ever donate blood?
-sad face- I can’t.
Did you ever talk about someone behind their back?
I’m a teenage girl?
Did you ever have someone talk about you behind your back?
Yup.
Did you ever try to change your name?
…JING JING IS MY NAME.
Did you ever sing the lyrics to songs at the top of your lungs in a car?
My madre joins in if it’s SuJuM, my padre does if it’s Jay Chou.
Did you ever play laser tag?
Once. It was AWESOME.
Did you ever teach an old dog a new trick?
I’ve never had a dog.
Did you ever give a tip higher than $5?
I don’t tip…
Did you ever have a bad hair cut?
Can we not bring up bad memories?
Did you ever have a moment you never wanted to end?
DO I NEED TO REITERATE THE MAGIC BASSIST!RYO MOMENT?!
Do's
Do you believe in magic?
-starts singing song lyrics- Why wouldn’t I?
Do you believe in miracles?
Mm-hm!
Do you think wishes can come true?
Of course they can!
Do you believe in love at first sight?
-cough-myparents-cough-
Do you believe in true love?
See above
Do you believe in the need for a government to keep order?
…Are you suggesting an anarchy?
Do you think the government would be better without Bush?
I think he was the wrong guy at the wrong time.
Do you believe in a god?
No, I go to D-Team every Sunday and run the powerpoint for the children’s Christmas service because I have nothing better to do on Sunday night.
Do you believe in a Goddess?
I think God would make a pretty butt-kicking female.
Do you do you believe in more than one of either?
You know, I’ve corrected like, six spelling errors in this meme, and I’m started to get a little weirded out.
Do you attend a religious ceremony more than 5 times a year?
Church when I can!
Do you believe that broken mirrors bring 7 years of bad luck?
I’m CHINESE. We’re as superstitious as you get.
Do you think times change too fast?
SERIOUSLY. WHO EDITED THIS MEME?!
Do you believe in luck?
-points at red necklace-
Do you believe in any other superstitions?
Knock on wood, salt over the shoulder, don’t point your chopsticks in/cross them/stick them straight into the rice… The list goes on and on.
Do you believe in ghosts?
-SALT OVER SHOULDER-
Do you think witches exist?
XD When Eggy gets that Hogwart’s letter…
Do you believe in a sixth sense?
THE SPELLING IN THIS THING IS ATROCIOUS.
Do you believe in organized religion?
Church when I can make it?
Do you believe there's a next life?
-rolls eyes- SERIOUSLY, I JUST ANSWSERED THIS LIKE, SIX TIMES.
Do you believe in a heaven?
ARGH. -stomps off-
Do you believe in a purgatory?
I’M PRESBYTERIAN!
Do you believe in a hell?
PRESBYTERIAN.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
…It would explain Henry’s chipmunk cheeks…
Do you think there's a possibility that all gods are the same god?
…Wait, whut?
Do you think abortion is morally okay?
You do whatever you feel like you need to do, future mommies.
Do you believe that global warming is a serious problem?
It snowed before Halloween. Something needs to be done.
Do you support the war in Iraq?
PEOPLE DO?!
Do you think there's an obvious moment for passage to manhood/womanhood?
AND SALLY WAS LOCKED ON A MONTHLY CYCLE.
Do you think there's life on other planets?
Well if there wasn’t it would certainly be a waste of space…
Do you think all viruses and diseases have cures?
FISHY AND I WILL FIND THEM.
Do you think a nuclear war is possible any day?
...Did you know that the US shipped what they thought was helicopter parts to Taiwan, only to find out that they were actually nuclear bomb detonators? I’m just sayin’.
Do you believe its okay for Cubans to be allowed to touch and stay?
…Hold on, lemme look up that one.
Do you think building a wall on the Mexican border will do anything?
Psh, NO.
Do you believe in karma?
Karma is VICIOUS.
Do you agree with arranged marriage?
They make me sad.
Do you think we could be acting better to end poverty?
Yeah, but during these times, I don’t think it’ll happen anytime soon. Then again, you never know with Obama…
Do you believe that hard work is the only way to a successful life?
I just want you to know that I fixed three errors in the above sentence. And rich people? They just slide on through life.
Do you believe in angels?
Of course. <3
Do you believe that unknown beings are protecting us? (like guardians)
That would be neat…
Do you think the upcoming generation is doomed?
Lemme see… Global warming, economic crisis, stock market falling… Yeah, I’m thinking it is.
Do you think morals are disappearing?
Just like the ability for people to spell and type correctly.
Do you think the U.S. is ready for a woman president?
DUH!
Do you think the rules for prisoners of war could be better obided?
I kept it as is, because I don’t even know what word that’s supposed to be.
Have's
Have you ever wished on a star?
This question was asked above.
Have you wished on a dandelion?
Yeah!
Have you ever been to another country?
China and Canadia, yo.
Have you ever been to another continent?
Asia FTW!
Have you ever moved?
Once!
Have you ever eaten sushi?
Omnomnom, sushi!
Have you laughed until you cried?
Yeah!
Have you pants-ed someone?
-smerk- No, although I have put that idea into people heads.
Have you been pants-ed?
Thankfully not…
Have you been in a mosh pit?
-throws self back into con flail-
Have you wished someone would die?
O_O
Have you ever caught snowflakes on your tongue?
They melt. -sad face-
Have you ever broken a bone?
NEVAR!
Have you ever sprained any part of your body?
Nope!
Have you ever been in a talent show?
Stage fright.
Have you auditioned for a play?
Yeah right.
Have you ever envied someone else's life?
Yes.
Have you ever spent a class staring at a boy/girl?
AND MISS VALUABLE EDUCATION TIME?!
Have you received a love note?
You spelled received wrong. Seriously, where would you be without me to fix these things?
Have you written a love note?
Psh, no.
Have you given that person the love note?
…Yes, those invisible love notes are left for my invisible lovers.
Have you gotten a reward?
For what? Good grades? I once got the first season of PoT on DVD for an entire marking period of A’s…
Have you won a competition?
SCIENCE OLYMPIAD BABY!
Have you been in the newspaper?
Not yet.
Have you ever gone window shopping?
There are people who don’t?
Have you gone to stores with no intention to shop but to try on cloths?
XD THAT’S THE FUN PART!
Have you ever seen a midnight movie?
Never.
Have you ever written a song?
Maybe one day I will.
Have you ever tried to catch fire flies?
Every summer with my bffl.
How's
How many times have you been to the hospital?
Thrice, once when I was born, once when The Kid was born, and again when The Kid got jaundice and had to go back (all of like, three days later, fer sers.)
How many movies do you own?
A lot.
How many friends can you think of off the top of your head?
Um… Wow. A lot…
How many relationships have you had?
WELL I HAVE ABOUT A BAJILLION AND TWELVE INVISIBLE LOVERS.
How many siblings do you have?
One, The Kid. <3
How late is your curfew?
I don’t have one…
How often do you go to the movies?
Not too often.
How often do you go to the mall?
Not too often too…
How often do you hang out with your friends?
Not as much as I’d like.
How often do you have time to just sit and relax?
Before I go to sleep every night.
How often do you worry about what others think about you?
AHHHHHH GRADE PANIC NOW.
How often do you hope for things to happen?
What kind of things?
How often do you feel stressed?
GRADE PANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCC
How often do you spend time at home?
…Not too much lately. o_O
How many peircings do you have?
NONE.
How many posters do you have in your room?
Um, one of Gackt, one of DBSK, one of SJH, one of Kibum, Sungmin, and Heechul… Hold on, I’m pretty sure there are more… Suffice to say, a lot.
How many times do you trip while walking in a week?
That number shall not be disclosed to the public.
How often do you get embarrassed?
I don’t know?
How often do you wonder if you can trust the people you trust?
Well THAT’S a dumb question.
How often do you just sat and hang with your friends just to talk?
XD A lot.
How often do you ask your friends for advice?
More like, friend singular. Usually it’s Fishy, although sometimes it’s Matty or my bffl.
How comfortable are you with yourself?
…Very?
How comfortable are you around others?
Who are others?
How high is your self-esteem?
Low self-esteem, you stupid freak!
How do you usually get around?
My limo.
How often do you feel lonely?
…Did you fer sers just spell lonely wrong?
How often do you feel daring?
Define daring
How often do you get in fights with others?
Not often.
How long to you usually talk to your friends?
…FISHY?!
How long do you spend getting ready in the morning?
20 minutes? Maybe?
How long is your average shower?
Little under half and hour.
How long has it been since your last visit to a dentist?
Um, five days!
How long has it been since you went on a vacation?
…Um. Two weeks? Maybe?
How often do you wonder about your future?
AH COLLEGE!
How often do you go on the computer?
Every day.
How tall are you?: 5’.75”
How long is your hair?
Below my shoulders?
How long are your nails?
Short, because I have piano tomorrow.
How caring are you?
Hopefully, very.
How loving are you?
…Um, a lot?
How do you spend your weekends?
Homework, Chinese school, church, etc.
How much money do you have on you at this moment?
Not enough.
How much money do you have in your bank?
A lot.
How often do you instant message your friends?
Every day.
Last's
Last person you talked to?
Fishy/bffl
Last movie you saw?
XD TWILIGHT~
Last song you heard?:
Real Face - KAT-TUN
Last thing you said aloud?
“BYE DADDY!”
Last thing you thought to yourself?
What was the last thing I said aloud?
Last item you bought?
-serious thinking- Can I get back to you on that?
Last drink you had?
Water
Last food you ate?
A cookie.
Last holiday you passed?
Thanksgiving!
Last birthday you had?
Um, last June?
Last person you instant messaged?
Bffl! By like, 5 seconds after Fishy,
Last time you went to the movies?
THIS QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED.
Last time you went to the mall?
A while ago.
Last thing you bought to give to someone else?
Went to the store to buy stuff to make cookies to give to other people…
Last time you cried?
… -thinks- Um…
Last song you sang aloud?
That song by Jay Chou
Last car you drove in?
Um, the…van? I think?
Last argument you had?
…
Last cut you recieved?
Papercut?
Last picture you took?
…?
Last brand of toothpaste you used?
…Crest?
Last dream you had?
The one where Pet walks in dragging Henry behind him and I was like: “FER SERS?!”
Last wish you had?
IF YOU TELL YOUR WISHES THEY WON’T COME TRUE!
Last crush you had?
-coughs- HAY LOOK OVER THAR.
Last relationship you had?
…My latest invisible lover and I just broke up.
Last flower you received?
It’s ‘I before E except AFTER C’
Last person you called?
Parent?
Last person that called you?
Parent?
Last time it rained?
Couple days ago?
Last social event you attended?
Children’s Christmas thing.
Last award you won?
…YOU SPELLED AWARD WRONG?!
Last spot you played?
Um… I was setter for my volleyball team a while ago…
Last thing you do right before bed?
Write?
Last T.V. program show you saw?
HAPPINESS HEADQUARTERS!
Last movie on T.V. you saw?
The SuJu movie?
Last object/food/drink you craved for days?
Cookies?
Last person you missed?
My family in China.
Last gift you received?
…-thinks- I don’t know…
Last time you went ice skating?
Forever ago.
Last time you told your friends how much you appreciated them?
Clan appreciation week?
Last time you let your friends know your there for them?
Um, when I offered to help Fishy with her HW?
Last time you went on a date?
…
Last time you were dresses formally?
Again, church children’s thing
Last time you had pizza?
A while ago.
Last time you rode on a bike?
The last time I hung out with the Wonderbread Crew.
Last time you walked somewhere?
FOREVER AGO. I WANNA WALK SOMEWHERE.
Last time you went to a park?
…Huh,
Last time you found work fun?
When I was helping some lady at the hospital open her thing of flowers.
Last time you wrote a story?
Right before I started this meme.
Last time you wrote in a journal/diary?
Last LJ post was?
Last time you had ice cream?
…A while ago?
Last time everything seemed perfect?
Forever ago.
Last time everything seemed to be wrong?
Urgh.
Last time someone hurt you emotionally?
Alkdsja;lfdj
Last time someone hurt you physically?
Um, I run into stuff often…
Last bruise you had?
…No idea…
Last time you had to take a pill?
ALERGY MEDS.
Last sickness you had?
A cough.
Last time you were there for a friend when you were needed?
Annotating.
What's
What shirt are you wearing?
My cool Matt-one.
What bottoms are you weraing?
Jeans
What color are your socks?
White…
What shoes are you wearing?
Slippe?s?
What jewelry are you wearing?
Kid’s necklace and Clan bracelet.
What time is it?
8:09 PM
What room are you in?
The study.
What do you currently hear?
My parents talking to the bird.
What color is your hair?
Black as my heart
What pigment is your skin?
YELLOW.
What is your heritage?
Chinese.
What high school do/did you attend?
One in a neaticles place.
What were the colors?
GRYFFINDOR COLORS YO.
What was the school mascot?
Well, we’re not the Farmers. Or the Woolies.
What color is your room?
White-ish yellow.
What posters do you have in there?
-sighs- Do you want me to list them ALL again?
What is your favorite color?
Yellow.
What is your favorite t.v. station?
Hu Nan Dian Shi Tai.
What is you favorite movie?
…Hm. That’s a good question. I’d have to say that one from Hong Kong. Or Kung Fu Dunk.
What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Ginger.
What is your favorite food?
MASHED POTATOES!
What is your favorite drink?
Bubble tea~ <3
What do you wish you were doing?
Chilling with mi amigos.
What is the closest book to you?
The Scarlet Letter, Good Omens. They’re sitting on each other.
What is the color of the closest pen?
Black.
What do you wish you had?
Sparky the electric violin.
What would you do if you had only a day left to live?
LIVE LIFE TO MY FULLEST.
What would you like to do on a date?
Talk, snark at people, whatevs.
What do you consider to be an important moral?
Equality
What is the weather now?
Cold-ish.
What season is it?
Almost winter.
What is the temperature?
Freezing?
What is your favorite smell?
Vanilla? -snerk-
What is one memory you treasure?
Huh…
What can you not live without?
Spot. <3
What color are your bed sheets?
White and red.
What lollipop flavor is your favorite?
Artificially engineered blue raspberry.
What ice cream topping do you love most?
WHIPPED CREAM!
What is your favorite cake?
Black Forest Cake.
What is your favorite holiday?
Chinese New Year.
What is one thing your allergic to?
Dust?
What are your true fears?
Falling.
What is your favorite season?
Fall.
What is your favorite animal?
Cats
What was the last board game you played?
Life? With the Clan?
What was the last video game you played?
Uh… Wii Fit?
What was the last book you read?
The Scarlet Letter.
What is/was your favorite subject in school?
USH
What are/do you want to be when you are an adult?
A geneticist.
What is your favorite music category?
Pop! <3
What is your favorite radio station?
96.3
What was the last thing you ordered at a restaurant?
Something Chinese, I’m sure.
What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
Five more minutesssssssssss.
What was the first thing you ate today?
Cereal.
What was the first thing you drank today?
Milk.
What was the last thing you thought of before going to bed last night?
Die plotbunnies, DIE
What do you like to do on your spare time?
Read, write, talk.
What event made you cry last?
…Probably during a movie.
What is your religion?
PRESBYTERIAN YO.
Who's
Who is you best friend?
My bffl is my twin who is 10 days older than me.
Who was the last person to touch you?
The bird?
Who was the last person to kiss you?
Mommy <3
Who was the last person to tell you they loved you?
Also Mommy. <3
Who was the last person to tell you they hated you?
Hate is a very strong word…
Who is your newest friend?
THE ARASHI FANBOI! …Or wait. The Andies?
Who do you trust most?
My family.
Who's arms do you feel safe in?
…
Who do you have a crush on if you currently have a crush?
HENRY FRIGGIN’ LAU. -a lie-
Who was the last person you hit playfully?
XD school!Daddy.
Who was the last person you dreamed about?
Um… The orchestra as a whole + Henry?
Who was the last person you thought about?
The orchestra as a whole because of the above answer.
Who was the last celebrity you liked?
…Henry/Han Geng/Zhou Mi/Jay Chou/Nishikido Ryo/Nino/etc.
Who was the last person to hurt you?
…
Who was the last person you hurt?
I hope no one…
Who was the last person you feared?
Fear… Why would I fear someone?
Who was the last person you laughed at?
XD FISHY
Who was the last person that laughed at you?
…BFFL.
Who was the last person that stuck up for you in front of you?
Stephyz.
Who was the last person to stick up for you when you weren't around?
I don’t know…
Who was the last person you defended when they weren't around?
…Probably Eric.
Who qas the last person you defended by their side?
I don’t understand the question?
Who would you die for?
My friends and family.
Who are your funniest friends?
My school!family.
Who is you craziest friend?
School!Mommy
Who are your most social friends?
…Pudding and Eggy.
Who is your alter ego?
XD Pet.
Who is your sworn enemy?
…
Who is your most rebellious friend?
HAH. THAT’S FUNNY. Rebellion amongst the nerds.
Who was the last person you went to for advice?
…Arashi Fanboi I belive…
Who was the last person that came to you for advice?
Uh… Arashi fanboi again, I think.
Who was the last person to see you cry?
-__-u My lunch table.
Who was the last person you saw cry?
Brain twin?
Who is the friend that you consider a guardian angel?
Fishy. -nod nod-
Who do you love like a sister?
My Clan Sisters. <3
Who do you love like a brother?
Matty, Chipmunk, my cousin, Pet… A lot of people.
Who do you admire?
BNFs.
Who do you envy?
Successful people.
Who do you respect?
The nurses at work, my parents, my teachers, etc.
Who do you pity?
Pity isn’t something that should be given to people. Empathy maybe, but not pity.
Who do you want to hang out with right now?
My bffl. <3
Who has the most fun?
In what?
Who do you want to talk to right now?
My bffl.
Who do you want to meet?
Henry. <3
DONE.
Can's
Can you swim?
…Not if I don’t have to…
Can you dance?
Define dance. If you mean flail around then yes, yes I can.
Can you whistle?
Amazingly well, actually
Can you sing?
I can carry a tune. -_-u
Can you play an instrument?
I can play two. Piano and violin.
Can you cross your eyes?
Yup.
Can you roll your tongue?
OBVIOUSLY. WHO CAN’T?!
Can you make a clover with your tongue?
Nope, I really want to be able to though.
Can you do a back flip?
I like to have full control over my lower body, thank you. My spine doesn’t need to be broken.
Can you do a back bend?
Yup!
Can you fight?
Not at all~
Can you cook?
I make food of the edible sort.
Can you rum your tummy while you pat your head?
Yes, but unlike Emma, I don’t do it in my free time.
Can you lick your elbow?
…is this some elaborate plot to make me try?
Can you make people laugh easily?
…GUYS? DO I MAKE YOU LAUGH EASILY?!
Can you draw?
I used to be able to…
Can you paint?
I HELPED PAINT A SHELF!
Can you type fast?
I am the child of a DBA and an IT. What do you think?
Can you scream your thoughts without being embarrassed?
…Whut?
Can you belch?
Not on command. o_O
Can you face your fears?
I am never going on a roller coaster, even if you challenge me.
Can you concentrate of a task easily?
What kind of task? I can flail and annotate easily, but playing piano is kind of difficult after a while.
Can you do the electric slide?
YES. CTY taught me!
Can you roll your eyes to the back of your head?
…Why would I want to do that?
Can you hold your breath for more than 20 seconds?
Uh, hold on, lemme check. Yes.
Can you play a sport?
I can play soccer in a completely unserious manner, and I’m decent at volleyball.
Can you throw a football the proper way?
I learned this in Gym in the fifth grade. I can still do it!
Can you devote yourself to a significant other entirely?
…WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL… There’s the problems of Ryo, Henry and Nino…
Can you stand on a skateboard?
I can!
Did's
Did you ever get arrested?
Nope, give it time though. Henry’s got to come to the U.S. someday…
Did you ever skip school?
…THAT’S FUNNY.
Did you ever have a medical emergancy?
Never!
Did you ever think about suicide?
Erm, you mean think about killing myself? Or think about what makes people want to kill themselves?
Did you ever faint?
…Yes. -sad face- It wasn’t fun.
Did you ever cry over a crush?
…No?
Did you ever have your heart broken?
Yes, after Henry told me that he loved Sparky more than he loved me, I just about died. DIED.
Did you ever get into a fight?
Mm-hm…
Did you ever ride a plane?
All the time. Hate ‘em.
Did you ever fall in love?
What is with all these love questions?
Did you ever lose someone close to you?
Um…Not really.
Did you ever fail a class?
…That’s funny!
Did you ever sleep with a blankie?
Nope, I have Teddy.
Did you ever believe a monster was under your bed?
Psh, no. It was the big bad wolf.
Did you ever streak?
PARDON?
Did you ever drink alcohol?
I’m allergic to alcohol...
Did you ever take drugs?
You mean like, the kind I take for allergies and stuff?
Did you ever stalk anyone?
Nooooooooooooooo. -shifty eyes-
Did you ever have a stalker?
…Not that I know of…
Did you ever wish on a star?
LOOK. AT. MY. LJ NAME.
Did you ever dance in the rain?
No, rain is wet.
Did you ever kiss in the rain?
No seriously, what is with all these love questions?
Did you ever have a secret santa?
In fourth grade.
Did you ever have a secret admirer?
Nope.
Did you ever attend a wedding?
One, and it was long and boring, but the reception was pretty good.
Did you ever attend a funeral?
Never.
Did you ever stay up all night?
Every time we come back from the library.
Did you ever stay up 2 nights in a row?
English, sixth grade.
Did you ever sleep in class?
MY SISTER HAS!
Did you ever listen to the inside of a sea shell?
Of course!
Did you ever find a 4 leaf clover?
Once. And then we lost it.
Did you ever swim in the ocean?
Yeah…
Did you ever fear the dark?
I slept with a night light for a while…
Did you ever go to a concert?
THE BASSIST PICKED ME OUT. -relives happy moment-
Did you ever have a pet goldfish?
I’ve had many. <3
Did you ever have a?
…A what?
Did you ever have a detention?
Um…Never.
Did you ever have a new year's kiss?
SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS WITH THESE QUESTIONS?!
Did you ever sleep all day?
I slept 16 hours the day we got back from China…
Did you ever forget someone's birthday?
…I’M SORRY KIBUM. -falls to ground-
Did you ever leave out cookies for Santa?
What is this past tense thing? I still do.
Did you ever pretend to be a power ranger when younger?
I WAS THE YELLOW RANGER!
Did you ever eat only the marshmallows in a box of lucky charms?
EW NO. Lucky Charms marshmallows are kind of gross.
Did you ever fall out of a tree?
That would entail climbing up them.
Did you ever have depression?
Not anything that requires medication to fix.
Did you ever look for shapes in the clouds with your friends?
George Washington College, CTY of ’04, Cloud Watching.
Did you ever make funny faces for pictures with your friends?
Have you not seen the inside of Eggy’s locker?
Did you ever cry tears of joy?
Uh, no…
Did you ever cry yourself to sleep?
-angstangstangst-
Did you ever donate blood?
-sad face- I can’t.
Did you ever talk about someone behind their back?
I’m a teenage girl?
Did you ever have someone talk about you behind your back?
Yup.
Did you ever try to change your name?
…JING JING IS MY NAME.
Did you ever sing the lyrics to songs at the top of your lungs in a car?
My madre joins in if it’s SuJuM, my padre does if it’s Jay Chou.
Did you ever play laser tag?
Once. It was AWESOME.
Did you ever teach an old dog a new trick?
I’ve never had a dog.
Did you ever give a tip higher than $5?
I don’t tip…
Did you ever have a bad hair cut?
Can we not bring up bad memories?
Did you ever have a moment you never wanted to end?
DO I NEED TO REITERATE THE MAGIC BASSIST!RYO MOMENT?!
Do's
Do you believe in magic?
-starts singing song lyrics- Why wouldn’t I?
Do you believe in miracles?
Mm-hm!
Do you think wishes can come true?
Of course they can!
Do you believe in love at first sight?
-cough-myparents-cough-
Do you believe in true love?
See above
Do you believe in the need for a government to keep order?
…Are you suggesting an anarchy?
Do you think the government would be better without Bush?
I think he was the wrong guy at the wrong time.
Do you believe in a god?
No, I go to D-Team every Sunday and run the powerpoint for the children’s Christmas service because I have nothing better to do on Sunday night.
Do you believe in a Goddess?
I think God would make a pretty butt-kicking female.
Do you do you believe in more than one of either?
You know, I’ve corrected like, six spelling errors in this meme, and I’m started to get a little weirded out.
Do you attend a religious ceremony more than 5 times a year?
Church when I can!
Do you believe that broken mirrors bring 7 years of bad luck?
I’m CHINESE. We’re as superstitious as you get.
Do you think times change too fast?
SERIOUSLY. WHO EDITED THIS MEME?!
Do you believe in luck?
-points at red necklace-
Do you believe in any other superstitions?
Knock on wood, salt over the shoulder, don’t point your chopsticks in/cross them/stick them straight into the rice… The list goes on and on.
Do you believe in ghosts?
-SALT OVER SHOULDER-
Do you think witches exist?
XD When Eggy gets that Hogwart’s letter…
Do you believe in a sixth sense?
THE SPELLING IN THIS THING IS ATROCIOUS.
Do you believe in organized religion?
Church when I can make it?
Do you believe there's a next life?
-rolls eyes- SERIOUSLY, I JUST ANSWSERED THIS LIKE, SIX TIMES.
Do you believe in a heaven?
ARGH. -stomps off-
Do you believe in a purgatory?
I’M PRESBYTERIAN!
Do you believe in a hell?
PRESBYTERIAN.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
…It would explain Henry’s chipmunk cheeks…
Do you think there's a possibility that all gods are the same god?
…Wait, whut?
Do you think abortion is morally okay?
You do whatever you feel like you need to do, future mommies.
Do you believe that global warming is a serious problem?
It snowed before Halloween. Something needs to be done.
Do you support the war in Iraq?
PEOPLE DO?!
Do you think there's an obvious moment for passage to manhood/womanhood?
AND SALLY WAS LOCKED ON A MONTHLY CYCLE.
Do you think there's life on other planets?
Well if there wasn’t it would certainly be a waste of space…
Do you think all viruses and diseases have cures?
FISHY AND I WILL FIND THEM.
Do you think a nuclear war is possible any day?
...Did you know that the US shipped what they thought was helicopter parts to Taiwan, only to find out that they were actually nuclear bomb detonators? I’m just sayin’.
Do you believe its okay for Cubans to be allowed to touch and stay?
…Hold on, lemme look up that one.
Do you think building a wall on the Mexican border will do anything?
Psh, NO.
Do you believe in karma?
Karma is VICIOUS.
Do you agree with arranged marriage?
They make me sad.
Do you think we could be acting better to end poverty?
Yeah, but during these times, I don’t think it’ll happen anytime soon. Then again, you never know with Obama…
Do you believe that hard work is the only way to a successful life?
I just want you to know that I fixed three errors in the above sentence. And rich people? They just slide on through life.
Do you believe in angels?
Of course. <3
Do you believe that unknown beings are protecting us? (like guardians)
That would be neat…
Do you think the upcoming generation is doomed?
Lemme see… Global warming, economic crisis, stock market falling… Yeah, I’m thinking it is.
Do you think morals are disappearing?
Just like the ability for people to spell and type correctly.
Do you think the U.S. is ready for a woman president?
DUH!
Do you think the rules for prisoners of war could be better obided?
I kept it as is, because I don’t even know what word that’s supposed to be.
Have's
Have you ever wished on a star?
This question was asked above.
Have you wished on a dandelion?
Yeah!
Have you ever been to another country?
China and Canadia, yo.
Have you ever been to another continent?
Asia FTW!
Have you ever moved?
Once!
Have you ever eaten sushi?
Omnomnom, sushi!
Have you laughed until you cried?
Yeah!
Have you pants-ed someone?
-smerk- No, although I have put that idea into people heads.
Have you been pants-ed?
Thankfully not…
Have you been in a mosh pit?
-throws self back into con flail-
Have you wished someone would die?
O_O
Have you ever caught snowflakes on your tongue?
They melt. -sad face-
Have you ever broken a bone?
NEVAR!
Have you ever sprained any part of your body?
Nope!
Have you ever been in a talent show?
Stage fright.
Have you auditioned for a play?
Yeah right.
Have you ever envied someone else's life?
Yes.
Have you ever spent a class staring at a boy/girl?
AND MISS VALUABLE EDUCATION TIME?!
Have you received a love note?
You spelled received wrong. Seriously, where would you be without me to fix these things?
Have you written a love note?
Psh, no.
Have you given that person the love note?
…Yes, those invisible love notes are left for my invisible lovers.
Have you gotten a reward?
For what? Good grades? I once got the first season of PoT on DVD for an entire marking period of A’s…
Have you won a competition?
SCIENCE OLYMPIAD BABY!
Have you been in the newspaper?
Not yet.
Have you ever gone window shopping?
There are people who don’t?
Have you gone to stores with no intention to shop but to try on cloths?
XD THAT’S THE FUN PART!
Have you ever seen a midnight movie?
Never.
Have you ever written a song?
Maybe one day I will.
Have you ever tried to catch fire flies?
Every summer with my bffl.
How's
How many times have you been to the hospital?
Thrice, once when I was born, once when The Kid was born, and again when The Kid got jaundice and had to go back (all of like, three days later, fer sers.)
How many movies do you own?
A lot.
How many friends can you think of off the top of your head?
Um… Wow. A lot…
How many relationships have you had?
WELL I HAVE ABOUT A BAJILLION AND TWELVE INVISIBLE LOVERS.
How many siblings do you have?
One, The Kid. <3
How late is your curfew?
I don’t have one…
How often do you go to the movies?
Not too often.
How often do you go to the mall?
Not too often too…
How often do you hang out with your friends?
Not as much as I’d like.
How often do you have time to just sit and relax?
Before I go to sleep every night.
How often do you worry about what others think about you?
AHHHHHH GRADE PANIC NOW.
How often do you hope for things to happen?
What kind of things?
How often do you feel stressed?
GRADE PANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCC
How often do you spend time at home?
…Not too much lately. o_O
How many peircings do you have?
NONE.
How many posters do you have in your room?
Um, one of Gackt, one of DBSK, one of SJH, one of Kibum, Sungmin, and Heechul… Hold on, I’m pretty sure there are more… Suffice to say, a lot.
How many times do you trip while walking in a week?
That number shall not be disclosed to the public.
How often do you get embarrassed?
I don’t know?
How often do you wonder if you can trust the people you trust?
Well THAT’S a dumb question.
How often do you just sat and hang with your friends just to talk?
XD A lot.
How often do you ask your friends for advice?
More like, friend singular. Usually it’s Fishy, although sometimes it’s Matty or my bffl.
How comfortable are you with yourself?
…Very?
How comfortable are you around others?
Who are others?
How high is your self-esteem?
Low self-esteem, you stupid freak!
How do you usually get around?
My limo.
How often do you feel lonely?
…Did you fer sers just spell lonely wrong?
How often do you feel daring?
Define daring
How often do you get in fights with others?
Not often.
How long to you usually talk to your friends?
…FISHY?!
How long do you spend getting ready in the morning?
20 minutes? Maybe?
How long is your average shower?
Little under half and hour.
How long has it been since your last visit to a dentist?
Um, five days!
How long has it been since you went on a vacation?
…Um. Two weeks? Maybe?
How often do you wonder about your future?
AH COLLEGE!
How often do you go on the computer?
Every day.
How tall are you?: 5’.75”
How long is your hair?
Below my shoulders?
How long are your nails?
Short, because I have piano tomorrow.
How caring are you?
Hopefully, very.
How loving are you?
…Um, a lot?
How do you spend your weekends?
Homework, Chinese school, church, etc.
How much money do you have on you at this moment?
Not enough.
How much money do you have in your bank?
A lot.
How often do you instant message your friends?
Every day.
Last's
Last person you talked to?
Fishy/bffl
Last movie you saw?
XD TWILIGHT~
Last song you heard?:
Real Face - KAT-TUN
Last thing you said aloud?
“BYE DADDY!”
Last thing you thought to yourself?
What was the last thing I said aloud?
Last item you bought?
-serious thinking- Can I get back to you on that?
Last drink you had?
Water
Last food you ate?
A cookie.
Last holiday you passed?
Thanksgiving!
Last birthday you had?
Um, last June?
Last person you instant messaged?
Bffl! By like, 5 seconds after Fishy,
Last time you went to the movies?
THIS QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED.
Last time you went to the mall?
A while ago.
Last thing you bought to give to someone else?
Went to the store to buy stuff to make cookies to give to other people…
Last time you cried?
… -thinks- Um…
Last song you sang aloud?
That song by Jay Chou
Last car you drove in?
Um, the…van? I think?
Last argument you had?
…
Last cut you recieved?
Papercut?
Last picture you took?
…?
Last brand of toothpaste you used?
…Crest?
Last dream you had?
The one where Pet walks in dragging Henry behind him and I was like: “FER SERS?!”
Last wish you had?
IF YOU TELL YOUR WISHES THEY WON’T COME TRUE!
Last crush you had?
-coughs- HAY LOOK OVER THAR.
Last relationship you had?
…My latest invisible lover and I just broke up.
Last flower you received?
It’s ‘I before E except AFTER C’
Last person you called?
Parent?
Last person that called you?
Parent?
Last time it rained?
Couple days ago?
Last social event you attended?
Children’s Christmas thing.
Last award you won?
…YOU SPELLED AWARD WRONG?!
Last spot you played?
Um… I was setter for my volleyball team a while ago…
Last thing you do right before bed?
Write?
Last T.V. program show you saw?
HAPPINESS HEADQUARTERS!
Last movie on T.V. you saw?
The SuJu movie?
Last object/food/drink you craved for days?
Cookies?
Last person you missed?
My family in China.
Last gift you received?
…-thinks- I don’t know…
Last time you went ice skating?
Forever ago.
Last time you told your friends how much you appreciated them?
Clan appreciation week?
Last time you let your friends know your there for them?
Um, when I offered to help Fishy with her HW?
Last time you went on a date?
…
Last time you were dresses formally?
Again, church children’s thing
Last time you had pizza?
A while ago.
Last time you rode on a bike?
The last time I hung out with the Wonderbread Crew.
Last time you walked somewhere?
FOREVER AGO. I WANNA WALK SOMEWHERE.
Last time you went to a park?
…Huh,
Last time you found work fun?
When I was helping some lady at the hospital open her thing of flowers.
Last time you wrote a story?
Right before I started this meme.
Last time you wrote in a journal/diary?
Last LJ post was?
Last time you had ice cream?
…A while ago?
Last time everything seemed perfect?
Forever ago.
Last time everything seemed to be wrong?
Urgh.
Last time someone hurt you emotionally?
Alkdsja;lfdj
Last time someone hurt you physically?
Um, I run into stuff often…
Last bruise you had?
…No idea…
Last time you had to take a pill?
ALERGY MEDS.
Last sickness you had?
A cough.
Last time you were there for a friend when you were needed?
Annotating.
What's
What shirt are you wearing?
My cool Matt-one.
What bottoms are you weraing?
Jeans
What color are your socks?
White…
What shoes are you wearing?
Slippe?s?
What jewelry are you wearing?
Kid’s necklace and Clan bracelet.
What time is it?
8:09 PM
What room are you in?
The study.
What do you currently hear?
My parents talking to the bird.
What color is your hair?
Black as my heart
What pigment is your skin?
YELLOW.
What is your heritage?
Chinese.
What high school do/did you attend?
One in a neaticles place.
What were the colors?
GRYFFINDOR COLORS YO.
What was the school mascot?
Well, we’re not the Farmers. Or the Woolies.
What color is your room?
White-ish yellow.
What posters do you have in there?
-sighs- Do you want me to list them ALL again?
What is your favorite color?
Yellow.
What is your favorite t.v. station?
Hu Nan Dian Shi Tai.
What is you favorite movie?
…Hm. That’s a good question. I’d have to say that one from Hong Kong. Or Kung Fu Dunk.
What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Ginger.
What is your favorite food?
MASHED POTATOES!
What is your favorite drink?
Bubble tea~ <3
What do you wish you were doing?
Chilling with mi amigos.
What is the closest book to you?
The Scarlet Letter, Good Omens. They’re sitting on each other.
What is the color of the closest pen?
Black.
What do you wish you had?
Sparky the electric violin.
What would you do if you had only a day left to live?
LIVE LIFE TO MY FULLEST.
What would you like to do on a date?
Talk, snark at people, whatevs.
What do you consider to be an important moral?
Equality
What is the weather now?
Cold-ish.
What season is it?
Almost winter.
What is the temperature?
Freezing?
What is your favorite smell?
Vanilla? -snerk-
What is one memory you treasure?
Huh…
What can you not live without?
Spot. <3
What color are your bed sheets?
White and red.
What lollipop flavor is your favorite?
Artificially engineered blue raspberry.
What ice cream topping do you love most?
WHIPPED CREAM!
What is your favorite cake?
Black Forest Cake.
What is your favorite holiday?
Chinese New Year.
What is one thing your allergic to?
Dust?
What are your true fears?
Falling.
What is your favorite season?
Fall.
What is your favorite animal?
Cats
What was the last board game you played?
Life? With the Clan?
What was the last video game you played?
Uh… Wii Fit?
What was the last book you read?
The Scarlet Letter.
What is/was your favorite subject in school?
USH
What are/do you want to be when you are an adult?
A geneticist.
What is your favorite music category?
Pop! <3
What is your favorite radio station?
96.3
What was the last thing you ordered at a restaurant?
Something Chinese, I’m sure.
What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
Five more minutesssssssssss.
What was the first thing you ate today?
Cereal.
What was the first thing you drank today?
Milk.
What was the last thing you thought of before going to bed last night?
Die plotbunnies, DIE
What do you like to do on your spare time?
Read, write, talk.
What event made you cry last?
…Probably during a movie.
What is your religion?
PRESBYTERIAN YO.
Who's
Who is you best friend?
My bffl is my twin who is 10 days older than me.
Who was the last person to touch you?
The bird?
Who was the last person to kiss you?
Mommy <3
Who was the last person to tell you they loved you?
Also Mommy. <3
Who was the last person to tell you they hated you?
Hate is a very strong word…
Who is your newest friend?
THE ARASHI FANBOI! …Or wait. The Andies?
Who do you trust most?
My family.
Who's arms do you feel safe in?
…
Who do you have a crush on if you currently have a crush?
HENRY FRIGGIN’ LAU. -a lie-
Who was the last person you hit playfully?
XD school!Daddy.
Who was the last person you dreamed about?
Um… The orchestra as a whole + Henry?
Who was the last person you thought about?
The orchestra as a whole because of the above answer.
Who was the last celebrity you liked?
…Henry/Han Geng/Zhou Mi/Jay Chou/Nishikido Ryo/Nino/etc.
Who was the last person to hurt you?
…
Who was the last person you hurt?
I hope no one…
Who was the last person you feared?
Fear… Why would I fear someone?
Who was the last person you laughed at?
XD FISHY
Who was the last person that laughed at you?
…BFFL.
Who was the last person that stuck up for you in front of you?
Stephyz.
Who was the last person to stick up for you when you weren't around?
I don’t know…
Who was the last person you defended when they weren't around?
…Probably Eric.
Who qas the last person you defended by their side?
I don’t understand the question?
Who would you die for?
My friends and family.
Who are your funniest friends?
My school!family.
Who is you craziest friend?
School!Mommy
Who are your most social friends?
…Pudding and Eggy.
Who is your alter ego?
XD Pet.
Who is your sworn enemy?
…
Who is your most rebellious friend?
HAH. THAT’S FUNNY. Rebellion amongst the nerds.
Who was the last person you went to for advice?
…Arashi Fanboi I belive…
Who was the last person that came to you for advice?
Uh… Arashi fanboi again, I think.
Who was the last person to see you cry?
-__-u My lunch table.
Who was the last person you saw cry?
Brain twin?
Who is the friend that you consider a guardian angel?
Fishy. -nod nod-
Who do you love like a sister?
My Clan Sisters. <3
Who do you love like a brother?
Matty, Chipmunk, my cousin, Pet… A lot of people.
Who do you admire?
BNFs.
Who do you envy?
Successful people.
Who do you respect?
The nurses at work, my parents, my teachers, etc.
Who do you pity?
Pity isn’t something that should be given to people. Empathy maybe, but not pity.
Who do you want to hang out with right now?
My bffl. <3
Who has the most fun?
In what?
Who do you want to talk to right now?
My bffl.
Who do you want to meet?
Henry. <3
DONE.