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Shinra SOLDIER Abridged

Feb 20, 2013 04:53

( A special treat for you guys. Written by Lian Hua. )

Comments 8

arynia February 20 2013, 14:30:22 UTC

Hojo: I let her breed. Mea maxima culpa. *proceeds to fix his mistake*

Don't blame yourself, Hojo. Blame the Sue and her boytoy for being so stupid that it's a wonder Jenova had any brain to inhabit at all. Other than that, hilarious and extremely accurate!

beacon80 February 20 2013, 18:10:17 UTC

This was awesome! There's just one small mistake. The war with Fort Condor should have started like this:

Fort Condor: We're going to surprise you in three months, motherfuckers!

THREE MONTHS LATER

Fort Condor: SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS!

lian_hua February 20 2013, 20:28:17 UTC

Three weeks, actually. God, that arc was awful.

nix501st February 20 2013, 20:52:16 UTC

This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever read. *claps*

Hojo: I let her breed. Mea maxima culpa. *proceeds to fix his mistake*

Now, I'm just imagining Hojo dressing up as Frodo and singing Hellfire. It's funny.

ryushikaze February 23 2013, 19:26:00 UTC

While that thought is HILARIOUS, I think you mean Frollo.

seiyonashi March 26 2013, 14:30:55 UTC

Best summary ever? Best summary ever.

lian_hua March 26 2013, 14:37:37 UTC

Thank you very much :)

anonymous July 19 2014, 03:48:15 UTC

Just so you all know... The REAL Julia has a phobia of needles & shots (aichmophobia) if anyone wants to troll her on dA, just dedicate a 'Julia dies by needles' picture to her. Lulz will ensue, I guarantee it.