My hat is off to you, and a bottle of Chivas Regal is sacrificed in your honor. The only way I could try to get through this is by reading your comments. I've tried to get through this verbal sludge on my own and never got past the third chapter... of the first story. I think I once tried to read a random chapter of Shinra Soldier and my brain screeched to a halt at:
Sephiroth knocked on the door. "Julia my love, are you awake?"
When my browser crashed, I took it as a sign that going further risked permanent brain damage. What boggles my mind is that she is *proud* of this collection of brain barf and parades it as an accomplishment. I have to wonder what her friends thought of her portrayal of them for all the fandom to see. Then again, this is the girl who left her friend behind at a shopping mall after she kneed a guy in the groin, then took off.
As a consolation gif (NPI), I offer you a platypus:
The Chivas Regal sacrifice is very welcome, because every chapter of this wreck makes me want a drink. Heck, this whole fanfiction could be a drinking game. One sip for whenever you feel like dying inside, one sip for each rage outburst and you have a finely paved path for an alcoholic coma.
If reading this story is hard, sporking it is even worse. It's like dissecting a peach-sized pustule with layers. Sometimes, I regret going through with this, but it's comments like yours that remind me who I'm doing this spork for.
(If you thought that chapter is bad, wait till we reach the Wutai genocide. Or the rape. Or the wedding. I'm going to need a divine intervention or an encouraging letter from Testuya Nomura himself to get out of that one.)
I think Sephirothslave confuses length for quality and that the source of her pride stems from the fact that she wrote and finished two long fanfictions. She often stated that she wrote this drivel mainly for her entertainment, so I guess she's also proud of having created an efficient self-fulfillment device (anybody can do that, though - she just put her fantasies on paper). As I see it, this story is very personal and should have never seen the light of the internet, but Julia adores attention. And she always tries to make her exploits look glamorous. Her fanfictions become novels, her possibly non-existent modelling job is suddenly well paid and amazing, her astral boyfriend isn't just a "mere archangel", but someone with whom she's been together for hundreds of thousands of lives etc.
Thank you for the links and the cute platypus. I am always searching for websites with images and gifs, as a picture or a .gif often makes more than 1000 words.
Sephiroth knocked on the door. "Julia my love, are you awake?"
When my browser crashed, I took it as a sign that going further risked permanent brain damage. What boggles my mind is that she is *proud* of this collection of brain barf and parades it as an accomplishment. I have to wonder what her friends thought of her portrayal of them for all the fandom to see. Then again, this is the girl who left her friend behind at a shopping mall after she kneed a guy in the groin, then took off.
As a consolation gif (NPI), I offer you a platypus:
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The Chivas Regal sacrifice is very welcome, because every chapter of this wreck makes me want a drink. Heck, this whole fanfiction could be a drinking game. One sip for whenever you feel like dying inside, one sip for each rage outburst and you have a finely paved path for an alcoholic coma.
If reading this story is hard, sporking it is even worse. It's like dissecting a peach-sized pustule with layers. Sometimes, I regret going through with this, but it's comments like yours that remind me who I'm doing this spork for.
(If you thought that chapter is bad, wait till we reach the Wutai genocide. Or the rape. Or the wedding. I'm going to need a divine intervention or an encouraging letter from Testuya Nomura himself to get out of that one.)
I think Sephirothslave confuses length for quality and that the source of her pride stems from the fact that she wrote and finished two long fanfictions. She often stated that she wrote this drivel mainly for her entertainment, so I guess she's also proud of having created an efficient self-fulfillment device (anybody can do that, though - she just put her fantasies on paper). As I see it, this story is very personal and should have never seen the light of the internet, but Julia adores attention. And she always tries to make her exploits look glamorous. Her fanfictions become novels, her possibly non-existent modelling job is suddenly well paid and amazing, her astral boyfriend isn't just a "mere archangel", but someone with whom she's been together for hundreds of thousands of lives etc.
Thank you for the links and the cute platypus. I am always searching for websites with images and gifs, as a picture or a .gif often makes more than 1000 words.
Hope to see you around here more!
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