The job is done!
Title: The job is done!
Pairings: YooSu/YunJae/MinFood
Rating: PG
Warnings: forever alone!Changmin, crack
Genre: comedy, romance, fluff
Summary: Yunho and Yoochun have a mission... but they messed with the wrong people.!
A/N: Many thanks to my best friend
sofialovejae because we came up with the idea together and with her help I will complete this fic!
Yoochun was watching Yunho cooking and they were chatting happily till Jaejoong's head popped from the door "Um... I wanted to inform you that Changmin is really hungry and he keeps complaining so, if you're kind enough please give him some food."
Yunho tightened his grip on his knife and extended his hand and pointed Jaejoong's head "Leave now and tell that food monster, that if he doesn't want to starve for the rest of the week, he better stop complaining!"
"Sorry, I want to live so I can't do that!" Jaejoong calmly replied "Go tell him yourself if you want. You are the only one who he is scared of."
"Really?" Yunho lowered his hand and smiled, "That's good to hear! That kid needs a lesson! Micky, can you please inform him on my behalf that if he won’t stop complaining I will cut him to pieces and let his members feed by him?”
Yoochun sighed, “Oh come on, Yunho! Damn, I knew I would be the one to pay at the end.”
Yunho smiled, just to let his teammate know that this was no order. It was an entreaty!
The other lifted his shoulders in defeat, “Yeah, yeah I could do that! Besides I could threaten Junsu as well! He needs to know how scary I can be when it comes to my precious psp.”
Jaejoong stared at him, “Do you really think that Junsu will buy you that thing after you leave as alone? You’re being delusional.”
Yoochun turned his attention to Jaejoong and his face got really serious and determined. “If you want Junsu to get released just like you, then he better buy me a brand new psp. If he won’t swear to do it, then I swear not to release him. Got it?”
Jaejoong nodded and opened the door wider in order to let Yoochun pass so that he can find Changmin. He wouldn’t risk saying more and provoking the angry man more. Junsu was important to him as much as Changmin was. And besides, he was the leader of their group and he had to keep those two safe.
"So, Yunho, nice name!" Jaejoong stepped in the kitchen and came closer to him.
Yunho closed his eyes and cursed inside his head.
"Thank you." he boringly answered and kept preparing the dinner. “You should not talk back to Micky again, especially when it comes to that kid and his psp. He might not seem dangerous but he is more than I am. He is really sensitive and gets mad easily. When he gets mad, he is dangerous.”
“What now? Are you worrying about my safety?” Jaejoong smirked, “You don’t have to, Yunho ssi!”
A loud sound was heard that scared Jaejoong. That’s when he noticed the way Yunho was cutting the peppers. He looked mad, and if not mad, then tensed?
Jaejoong smiled in success. He loved making this man uncomfortable. He loved playing with him. His revenge was going to be so sweet!
“I am not worrying about you! You should stop fantasizing about me carrying about you in any way. I am only worrying that Micky will be in trouble if he hurts without reason any of you. Our orders are to keep you in here no matter what for two weeks. We can’t hurt you just because we want.”
“Then I should relax, knowing that you’re not allowed to hurt me.”
Yunho shook his head. “I am not allowed to hurt you for a silly reason like talking back. I am allowed to hurt you if you do something more serious than that.”
“Oh, I see!” Jaejoong nodded his head and took a step closer to the handsome cook. "You know, I learned how to open the bathroom door." he awkwardly retorted.
"That's… good to hear!" Yunho stared at him like he was retarded.
"Yeah! Thanks for the tip."
"You're welcome!"
Awkward silence took all over the place. Jaejoong knew he should act now that he had the chance. He was alone with Yunho and he could just work his magic. He was aware that he didn’t have to try hard in order to seduce a man and Yunho couldn’t be any different. He would fall for his charms.
"Do you want me to help you with the food?" Jaejoong asked suddenly, “I am a really good cook myself.”
"I don't mind. Just don’t mess up anything." Yunho stated and avoided to look at Jaejoong.
The blonde man walked even closer to him till he was next to him "Let's see, how about I make the salad?" he suggested.
"Sure!"
"Bring me some ingredients from the fridge." he said and he prepared the knives.
“I don’t really like your tone. Stop ordering me around, princess.” Yunho glared at his victim.
“Fine, can you please bring me some ingredients from the fridge?” Jaejoong changed his tone and Yunho, pleased, brought some of the ingredients and placed them on the counter, "I'll wash them and you can start cutting them."
The handsome kidnapper nodded his head and did as he was told. He took the knife and clumsily he started cutting the vegetables.
Jaejoong took a note of him and stopped washing. Instead he silently made his way behind him and he gently placed his hands on top of Yunho’s hands taking him by surprise.
"You're doing it the wrong way. Let me show you how."
Yunho’s eyes widened in shock the moment he felt Jaejoong’s body. “You don’t have to!”
“You’re supposed to cook well, why can’t you cut these?”
Yunho swallowed hard, “I don’t eat salads. Neither Yoochun, so I never had to make one.”
“I see! Then I still have to teach you!”
Yunho started sweating for unknown reasons and his heart started beating faster and faster but because he was lost in his thoughts he cut his finger.
"Aw you're bleeding" Jaejoong noticed and panicked "You're really clumsy! I thought you knew how to use knives." and with that he touched his finger and put it in his mouth.
"Wh-what?" Yunho was shocked with Jaejoong's move and hurriedly took back his hand, "Well I know how to use knives... I just… never mind. I need to use the toilet." and he run away from the kitchen leaving Jaejoong smirking in success!
His plan had just started!
***
"Yah, you," Yoochun pointed at Changmin, completely annoyed but the man.
Changmin put on his innocent smile and waited for Yoochun to explain, "Can I help you?"
The pissed man came closer and pocked his forehead with his finger "If I hear you complaining one more time I swear that I'm going to let you starve for the rest of your life."
Changmin's smile grew wider and more innocent as he looked at him with his puppy eyes "Oh come on, hyung! How can you possibly be that heartless and let me starve? I thought you were the kind one."
"Hyung?” Yoochun burst into laughter, “You’re irritating me more! What do you want to eat?"
"Let me think, let me think!" he excitedly clapped his hands.
"Oh you can do that too? I thought you were only born to eat." Yoochun made fun of him while laughing evilly
"I want to eat pasta!" the group’s maknae continued ignoring his.
“Pasta? Of course! I will make sure to bring the best chef of the country in order to make you one!”
“Seriously?” Changmin’s eyes gleamed in happiness.
Yoochun stop smiling, “Not really!”
"You’re really mean, hyung!” Changmin cried out and crossed his arms.
“Whatever, where is Junsu?”
“I don’t even know!” Changmin raised his shoulders.
“If you see him, tell him I want to talk to him.” Yoochun glared at the kid, “I’ll be in my room.”
***
Junsu kneeled in front of Changmin, outside Yoochun’s room.
“Please don’t make me go in there,” he pleaded him but maknae seemed to be untouched.
“Be a big boy and help us get out of here” he crossed his hands, “Besides it was your idea!”
“Why get out of here?” he made his puppy eyes and smiled innocently, “We have plenty reasons to stay!”
“Oh yeah? Like what?” Changmin asked.
“For example, you can eat amazing food without paying!” he touched his chin while thinking “And we can finally have some privacy with no reporters or fan girls chasing after us.”
Changmin glanced at Junsu for a moment considering his facts but then Changmin shook his head disapprovingly and came back to reality.
“You might be correct but we are humans and we can’t be locked up in a house for a long time! And we have to think of our careers… We have to get out! So get up and do what you’re supposed to do! Besides I don’t like pleading for my food and those two hyungs might let me starve! I never starve, you hear me? Never!”
“Hyungs?”
“Shut up and be a man!” he opened the door and pushed Junsu inside the room causing him to fall in front of Yoochun’s feet with his face.
“What are you doing?” Yoochun asked in confusion.
Junsu raised hesitantly his head and smiled “The floor is cool… and I’m hot… and I decided to… uhm… fall?”
The man was looking at him like he was an alien “And you decided to… uhm… cool yourself in my room?”
“I… it… well… I was just passing by to say ‘hi’ and then I was hot so… yeah!”
“Oh… hi then!” Yoochun smiled making his cheeks go red like tomatoes, “I wanted to talk to you anyway.”
Junsu cleared his throat, “Talk about what?” and he got up from the floor acting cool.
“Let’s seriously talk about my psp. Seriously!” he said.
Junsu smiled and massaged his neck awkwardly and sighed. Somehow he had to end this quarrel if he wanted to make them man fall for him.
“Sorry about that, I was really shocked back then! Besides you kidnapped us so how did you want me to react?”
“No! Why did you apologize?” Yoochun cutely pouted “It’s no fun like that.”
“But you wanted to talk seriously.” Junsu stated as a matter of fact.
“And did you believe me? Since when do you believe what I say to you?”
Junsu blinked once, “Then let’s forget about the psp! We can always have fun doing other things.”
“Like what?”
“Like… playing rock, scissors, paper!” he excitedly screamed while clapping his hands and jumping around the place.
“Fine, fine! But it’s no fun at all… unless we can make a bet.” Yoochun’s eyes sparkled.
“A bet?” Junsu stopped jumping around immediately, founding the bet interesting and tempting. “Yeah! What kind of bet?”
“If I win, you will buy me a new psp and if you win I’ll do whatever you want… except letting you free or helping you getting free.”
“Deal!” the handsome singer extended his hand and Yoochun took it and shook it tightly.
“Let’s go have some fun duck butt!”
“Stop calling me that!” Junsu hissed.
“If you win, you can request me to stop!”
About half an hour later Junsu was pointing at Yoochun and laughing his heart out “You are totally useless!”
“Shut up and stop laughing!” Yoochun stood up and leaned his face closer at Junsu’s just to yell at him.
“I have all the rights to celebrate for my victory!”
“Yes, but not in front of my face!”
The two were so close to each other. Their eyes met for a brief moment and then Junsu glanced at Yoochun’s lips, finally being aware of the awkward closeness.
Junsu took the chance and grabbed Yoochun’s neck pulling him closer and their lips met for a shocking minute.
It didn’t last long because Yoochun pushed him away and got ready to slap him.
Junsu prevented him by grabbing his hand “Wait wait! I can explain!”
Yoochun calmed down, lowered his hand and waited for Junsu’s explanation, still sending death glares at him.
“That was my trophy for winning the bet… Just that! I’ll go in my room now.”
“You better don’t do this again…” Yoochun warned him acting mad but the truth was that he enjoyed the moment even though he was shocked at first!
But he couldn’t allow himself to think of Junsu or the kiss again. It was dangerous… really dangerous.
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