If it helps, when we were living with my grandma, there was a squirrel couple living in the space under the the stairs (they wormed in through the roof under the dormer window in the stairwell). So, I know your pain.
But, be consoled that they/it are not having squirrel nookie in inacessible places wherin you cannot chase them out.
Squirrel sex sounds really, really weird. And they like to do it in the middle of the night.
They seem to be motionless while it was going on - no noise, no movement, no nothing, just two long, thin, bright green critters that were going at it. In hundreds of pairs.
Odd thing is, it was just that one summer; I've lived in this house for 12 years now, and the Great Walking Stick Window Screen Orgy happened just once.
You got a BB gun?
Or some D-Con?
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but more d-con. Pulling my coat from the shelf this morning brought a shower of chips to my floor.
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*is failing miserably :P*
If it helps, when we were living with my grandma, there was a squirrel couple living in the space under the the stairs (they wormed in through the roof under the dormer window in the stairwell). So, I know your pain.
But, be consoled that they/it are not having squirrel nookie in inacessible places wherin you cannot chase them out.
Squirrel sex sounds really, really weird. And they like to do it in the middle of the night.
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long, thin, bright green critters that were going at it. In hundreds of pairs.
Odd thing is, it was just that one summer; I've lived in this house for 12 years now, and the Great Walking Stick Window Screen Orgy happened just once.
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