I found this hilarious

[lia_blackstar]

*This was handed out to parents by a church *
Is Your Child a Goth? Presented by St. Mary's Church

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that
young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young,

Comments

[gakka]

oh the rofl. I'm more than half of those XD Quick, go call a priest XD

[sanguinequill]

lmao. even my mom finds this hilarious. Watches cable television? Plays video games? wow.
well, I must be Satan's minion. Almost all of that can be applied to me. XD

[lia_blackstar]

See... I don't play RPG video games cause I suck at them... I do it old school D&D ;)
~j

[the__impaler]

hows your fighter assassin? i think by now you wouldve mastered the ruleset to see that a rogue/ranger-shadowdancer-asassin mix wouldve been perfect. hide in plain sight --> death attack= win.

[the__impaler]

with dual wield poison daggers.

Hahaha yup!

[in_connpti0ns]

When i posted on myspace i thought it was fucking funny. Lol GOD DAMIT
how is this-------> \m/(o_0)\m/ a satanic symbol!? The only part i can slightly agree with is the self mutilation part... its not healthy. But whos to say what healthy or not huh?

[the__impaler]

but i loooooove mm, video games and my porn-time on the net!

[mishka_jayne]

Holy Hell - I cover way more than half that list. I wonder if I could get an exorcism by sending this to my mother?

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
They forgot Church of Jesus Christ of the Latter Day Saints (for the uninitiated, that's the Mormons. Explains a lot, doensn't it).

BTW - this bullshit had to have been written by Mormons.

[lia_blackstar]

Oh if only. St Mary's in the CBD handed this crapola out =)
~j

[mishka_jayne]

*falls off chair in laughter*
I want to distribute them at my old high school now. It's also called St Marys.

Maybe we should sick the Chasers onto them. They could hand out 'warning signs that you off this planet' flyers or something.