Insurance HAHA

Oct 04, 2007 08:47

For the past 3 days I have been trying to access the eHR websight and it won't let me. I have changed my password a number of times via the hotline number so I'll log in with what they tell me and I am promped to pick a new password so I do. It has me log in with that one and it doesn't work. I need to register for insurance and it is being a pain.

Speaking of insurance... as a partime worker I can get covered for a whole $1,500 if I am in the hospital!! So lets see what that might cover

- Filling out the paperwork ($50 + cost of ink if you dont have a pen)
- Gown ($200)
- Having a nurses aid take vitals ($175)
- Asprin ($75)anything stronger than that $$$
*Admitted into hospital*
-Bed ($350 night)
- Food ($20 a plate)
- Dr entering room ($100)
- Dr actually touching you ($350)
- x ray ($200)
- blood work ($75/test)
- medication ($250)
*Needs surgery*
Anastesialogist/surgion CONSULT ($150/each)
-Prep+transport ($100)
*laying on operating table*
Anastesiologist asks "would you like to be put under?"
*weird look given to them as if to say WTF* "YES!"
Them "You only have about 7 mins with of anastetic on your insurance if you want anymore we need a major credit card or your first born before we can begin."
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