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Why I am moving to South Africa:
- I cannot fall and break my head/neck/back so hard on frozen-over Harvard Sq. bricks that my nose starts bleeding and have to call into work to go to the ER. (I lifted my arm and turned my head to put my shirt on today and blacked out and fell down.)
- A three bedroom, snooty ranch house with big ol' black iron fences costs less than my rent for one bedroom. Not a one-bedroom. For a bedroom. My room: $500 in Boston House in South Africa that comes with an old lady that lives on the property to do your shit: $400
- A place that makes someone as pretty as Charlize Theron shall surely bless my spawn with nice faces.
- FIFA Cup this year. Ooooh yeeeeah.
- Cape Town Jazz Fest.
- Warren Zevon mentions Johannesburg in 'RtHTG'.
- I cannot fall and break my head/neck/back so hard on frozen-over Harvard Sq. bricks that my nose starts bleeding and have to call into work to go to the ER. (I lifted my arm and turned my head to put my shirt on today and blacked out and fell down.)
- A three bedroom, snooty ranch house with big ol' black iron fences costs less than my rent for one bedroom. Not a one-bedroom. For a bedroom. My room: $500 in Boston House in South Africa that comes with an old lady that lives on the property to do your shit: $400
- A place that makes someone as pretty as Charlize Theron shall surely bless my spawn with nice faces.
- FIFA Cup this year. Ooooh yeeeeah.
- Cape Town Jazz Fest.
- Warren Zevon mentions Johannesburg in 'RtHTG'.