The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?:naww, 'tis yucky Do you party a lot? How often?:not really *shrugs* Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:nopesies How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:umm...I hope not much; I don't think I want to know Do you skip classes? How often?:yes; I definately don't want to know Do you have casual sex? Protected?:No, but if I did, of course Do you steal?:nopes Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:I'm usually pretty modest, but surprising people every now and again is fun Do you drool over celebrities?:no Do you watch a lot of TV?:Binge on occasion, when I'm avoiding stuff. It's a bad habit. Do you ever watch the News?:TV news is yuck Do you even care about world issues?:Yes, and no. I'm most likely to read the news online or listen to NPR or something like that. Do you read books often?:Incessantly Are you failing a lot of your classes?:Good lord, I hope not. Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:Not as much as I'd like Do you smoke cigarettes?:Nope Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:Nope Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:Not at all Do you cuss a lot?:Rarely, it usually surprises people. They giggle and feel the need to comment Are you desperate to fit in?:not at all Are you intelligent?:I'd like to think so The Goth StereotypeBlack lipstick?:no Black eyeliner?:no Black eyeshadow?:no Black trenchcoat?:I have a cloak, does that count? Black boots?:I wouldn't mind having some Black fishnets?:Yes! Rarely worn, however Black nail polish?:no Cigarettes?:no Heavy metal music?:not a big fan Marilyn Manson?:I really don't find him that odd. Seems a fairly normal guy. Don't know what the big freakin deal is. Kittie?:Right, never heard of. Shows what I know. Cradle of Filth?:Okay, at least familiar with the name. Constant frown and perpetual angst?:I get yelled at for smiling too much Do you like to be seen as:I'm not sure what you were getting at with this one Are you an intellectual?:I suppose so An atheist?:Probably the most accurate term Horrible home life?:No Hopelessly depressed?:Dear god no Suffering with suicidal idealations?:Nope Self-mutilation?:thank you, no The Punk StereotypePlaid?:Flannel shirts? Absolutely Big black boots?:As aforementioned, they would be nice, but no Mohawk?:That seems like too much work Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:Just my ears Loud, confident and opinionated?:Absolutely. Though perhaps a little more reserved these days. Wild hair colors?:naww NOFX?:nope Rancid?:nope Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:Sometimes A:? The Jock SterotypeWhat's your IQ?:I don't really want to know Do you watch a lot of sports?:none Play a lot of sports?:medieval-style combat with foam padded swords count? Talk a lot about sports?:never Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:everything Are you arrogant?:sometimes Are you a male or female whore?:haha, only in the words of Labee Are you homophobic?:no, that'd be silly Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:no But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:no Boobs = yes?:I have two, if that's what you mean Parties = yes?:Not so much my scene Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:Haven't yet worked in food service The Girl StereotypeDo you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:Hardly anyway Have you ever been on a diet?:Never How much did you lose?:... Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:eww Make yourself throw up?:I can't. I've got an almost non-existant gag reflex. Make-up?:almost never Low-cut tops?:on occasion, but more likely to wear something skin-tight How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:B-C-ish Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:only to move it out of my way Giggle a lot?:Insanely, with wicked grins What's the deal with boys?:Generally cooler than girls Thongs?:The next one I see hanging out of some girls pants I have the urge to rip out Pretty bras?:They're nice YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:I don't read magazines. Maybe "Discover", but that's about it Who's the weaker sex?:*shrugs* It's the weak people I worry about more. Are you a feminist?:By technical definition, yes. By every understanding that anyone actually has, no. Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:whatever floats your boat How often do you shave your legs?:when I feel like it How about your armpits?:Every few days, but it doesn't really need it. I'm not very furry. Are you emotional?:As I always say, I'm heartless. Though prone to the occasional odd outburst I try and keep to myself. Especially when on your period?:Doesn't seem to affect things This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]Originality or Acceptance?:Originality Independence or Companionship?:Independence Stability or Freedom?:Freedom Personal or Interpersonal?:Personal Introvert or Extrovert?:Extrovert Popularity or Isolation?:Popularity Unique or Loved?:Loved for being unique Understood or Individual?:Individual You or Them?:Me
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