Put an "x" next to the things you've never done, and a " _" next to the things you've done.
(x) i never have been drunk.
(x) i never have smoked pot.
(_) i never have kissed a member of the opposite sex.
(x) i never have kissed a member of the same sex.
(x) i never crashed a friend's car.
(x) i never been to Japan.
(_) i never rode in a taxi.
(_) i never had anal sex.
(_) i never have been in love.
(_) i never had sex.
(x) i never have had sex in public.
(_) i never have been dumped.
(_) i never shoplifted.
(x) i never have been fired.
(x) i never have been in a fist fight.
(x) i never had a threesome.
(_) i never snuck out of my parent's house.
(x) i have never been tied up (sexually).
(x) i never been caught masturbating.
(x) i never pissed on myself. (when I was little, but that doesn't count)
(x) i never had sex with a member of the same sex.
(x) i never been arrested.
(x) i never made out with a stranger.
(x) i never did other sexual acts with a stanger.
(x) i never stole something from my job. (does the accidental pen count?)
(x) i never celebrated New Years in Time Square.
(x) i never went on a blind date.
(_) i never lied to a friend.
(x) i never had a crush on a teacher.
(x) i never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans. (St. Joseph's Day! Right between Mardi Gras and St. Patrick's. The partying never stops, lol)
(x) i never been to Europe.
(_) i never skipped school.
(_) i never slept with a co-worker. (symantics...as in, I literally slept, no funny business)
(x) i never cut myself on purpose.
(x) i never had sex at the office.
(x) i never got married.
(x) i never got divorced.
(_) i never raised my voice to my mother.
(x) i never got a speeding ticket.
(x) i never fucked an animal.
(x) i never paid for sex.
(x) i never danced in front of people in my underwear.
(x) i never flashed my tits/bits at a party. (For some reason I want to say yes, but I can't remember, so it's going down as not having happened)
(x) i never smoked tobacco.
(_) i never have failed a test.
(x) i never have cheated on anyone.