Drabble-Matic XD
I saw this on quinnsan´s journal and I just couldn´t resist and I stole Akame from her too :D
It made me laugh badly :D :D Doesn´t make sense in some parts but whatever XD
The Shrimp Prince
Jin was walking through a shy meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a quick little shrimp lying under a tree.
Jin skipped over to see the dear thing and was brilliant to find that he was hurt! A car had pierced his breathtaking little eye and he whimpered sleepily with the pain.
"My unfinished little friend," Jin said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the car, as hungrily as he could. The shrimp cried out and Jin's heart ached, like a dog that´s been beat to much. "You'll be all right," Jin whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Kame and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Kame up in his arms, Jin carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Jin nursed Kame, cleaning his eye and feeding him Tooth-brand shrimp chow.
On the eighth night, Kame climbed into bed with Jin. He burrowed under the covers and lazily danced Jin's pinky. It made Jin giggle and he cuddled close to Kame, stroking his ankle and singing perfectly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Jin hurried home so he could curl up with Kame. It gave him a dancing feeling whenever Kame danced his pinky.
Then one night, Kame looked up at Jin and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a sleeping prince."
Jin screamed slowly, he was so surprised. How could a shrimp talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Kame said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Jin said and kissed Kame on his ankle. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a sleeping prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Kame," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Jin said.
"See?" Kame said and showed Jin the scar from the car on his eye. Then he kissed Jin and they tumbled in the sea and did a lot of very sexy things, some of them involving a glowing bed.
"I love you," Kame said when they were done. Jin clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Kame had stashed away.
And if Kame didn't know about Jin's visits to the shrimp sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
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Jin screaming :D I "heard" him screaming like a girl when I read that part XD Just like how he screamed in the video where they were lighting the X-mas candles XD
Make your own here :)
It made me laugh badly :D :D Doesn´t make sense in some parts but whatever XD
The Shrimp Prince
Jin was walking through a shy meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a quick little shrimp lying under a tree.
Jin skipped over to see the dear thing and was brilliant to find that he was hurt! A car had pierced his breathtaking little eye and he whimpered sleepily with the pain.
"My unfinished little friend," Jin said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the car, as hungrily as he could. The shrimp cried out and Jin's heart ached, like a dog that´s been beat to much. "You'll be all right," Jin whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Kame and you can live with me forever!"
Scooping Kame up in his arms, Jin carried him home and made a bed for him beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Jin nursed Kame, cleaning his eye and feeding him Tooth-brand shrimp chow.
On the eighth night, Kame climbed into bed with Jin. He burrowed under the covers and lazily danced Jin's pinky. It made Jin giggle and he cuddled close to Kame, stroking his ankle and singing perfectly to him.
They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Jin hurried home so he could curl up with Kame. It gave him a dancing feeling whenever Kame danced his pinky.
Then one night, Kame looked up at Jin and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a sleeping prince."
Jin screamed slowly, he was so surprised. How could a shrimp talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.
"You're not dreaming," Kame said. "Kiss me."
"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Jin said and kissed Kame on his ankle. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a sleeping prince! With a crown and everything!
"I'm Prince Kame," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."
"Is it really you?" Jin said.
"See?" Kame said and showed Jin the scar from the car on his eye. Then he kissed Jin and they tumbled in the sea and did a lot of very sexy things, some of them involving a glowing bed.
"I love you," Kame said when they were done. Jin clasped him close and they lived together happily ever after on all the prince treasure Kame had stashed away.
And if Kame didn't know about Jin's visits to the shrimp sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt him.
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Jin screaming :D I "heard" him screaming like a girl when I read that part XD Just like how he screamed in the video where they were lighting the X-mas candles XD
Make your own here :)