"Everyone, just pretend to be normal."
Living in residence is draining, especially at the beginning of the year when classes have barely begun and folks around here are drinking themselves into oblivion. I would be too if not for my lack of money and the fact that getting drunk seven consecutive nights in a row lost its novelty a while back. Damn my inclination towards moderation.
So far, I have no complaints about my classes but I am almost certain there will be in the weeks to come. In my ECON 281 class, we have a professor who if you changed her name into some innuendo, she could easily play a Bond-girl - but maybe it’s just because of the Russian accent. As for my other classes, ECON 102 is putting me to sleep, MATH 113 might sodomize me unless I work my derrière off and recall all shreds of mathematical knowledge I had two years ago, and FS 315 is proving to be an awfully keen class. It focuses on the gangster genre of film! I just might bring my fedora to class.
And speaking of film, Little Miss Sunshine is a sweet movie. Abigail Breslin is adorable.
So far, I have no complaints about my classes but I am almost certain there will be in the weeks to come. In my ECON 281 class, we have a professor who if you changed her name into some innuendo, she could easily play a Bond-girl - but maybe it’s just because of the Russian accent. As for my other classes, ECON 102 is putting me to sleep, MATH 113 might sodomize me unless I work my derrière off and recall all shreds of mathematical knowledge I had two years ago, and FS 315 is proving to be an awfully keen class. It focuses on the gangster genre of film! I just might bring my fedora to class.
And speaking of film, Little Miss Sunshine is a sweet movie. Abigail Breslin is adorable.