Only In New York...

Jun 08, 2006 06:24

It's 4:05am. It's dark and drizzly in midtown Manhattan as I get off the train from Jersey City on the way to work. I pass by the typical round of early-rising commuters also starting their day and tipsy folks ending their night.

There's usually a yellow cab parked on the corner of the train station, waiting to take people like me on the next leg of their journey to wherever. So far, nothing unusual.

As I approach the waiting taxi, I notice the driver, an Asian dude who appeared to be in 20s, has his trouser wide open. He's fully exposed. Erect. And the driver is absentmindedly, very matter-of-factly stroking himself as he says, "Where to, boss?"

I'm stunned. So much so, that I just get into the cab and tell him where I'm going. During the five-minute ride, he has one hand on the steering wheel, one hand on his cock, and he's chatting about random, non-sexual things to someone on his mobile-phone headset. I'm fascinated by what is happening in front of me. I say nothing, though I wonder what will happen next.

As we arrive to my designated corner, he finally takes his hand off his meat long enough to collect the fare. He wishes me a good day, and he drives off... hand returned to his engorged member.

Only in New York, kids... only in New York.
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