Circuit 24 [Backdated to Sunday] (Audio//English)

[lfetimewarranty]

A question I pose to everyone on board.

What is your favorite food to eat on this vessel? And where would I find it?

[Rfena is sitting in the buffet, contemplating her human body and its need to eat, and also wishing to experience the ~tastes of food~  Feel free to answer her or come upon her.]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

... Ratchet says to stay away from anything gelatin.

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[lfetimewarranty]

Gelatin? Why - ah, preservatives, yes?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

He never said. Just that it made him purge his tanks, last time he tried it.

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[lfetimewarranty]

[Rfena can't quite stifle a giggle.]

Ahh, I will keep that in mind. I think it might have been preservatives, if you wish to tell him that. They must be acclimated to.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Preserva-what.

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[lfetimewarranty]

Preservatives. They're used in certain human foods, like candy or jello. Junk foods that usually don't occur naturally in nature.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

...

And they make you... do that?

her tone of voice is so "DAAAAD 8|"

[lfetimewarranty]

....

Well, if you're not used to them, they will. Hence why we should avoid them.

All spark save him from you teenage/twenty-something/robo females

[heavyweaponsbot]

So... what do we ingest?

you just don't understand us 8|

[lfetimewarranty]

Natural foods. Things like meat and fruit and vegetables, preferably not canned.

There are plenty of things at the buffet...

NOPE.

[heavyweaponsbot]

[He huffs. Turning human inevitably makes him act more like a sulking teenager than... a sulking old man.]

This is too much effort. Why can humans not just use cubes like normal beings?

[lfetimewarranty]

[Lol, this is true, but he's thousands of years old; he's allowed.]

Why don't either of you use an indefinite, easily-replaceable battery?

[8|]

[heavyweaponsbot]

Because that is not what our sparks require to function. Need energon, like humans need... whatever it is they leak.

[lfetimewarranty]

Energon functions like human blood. I think you had told me this before...

[heavyweaponsbot]

And alcohol. Fuel. High explosives. It has many uses.

[lfetimewarranty]

I see! It is very versatile in that sense. Or perhaps you've refined a more efficient version of... sustenance.

[That pause? Is because her brain wasn't finding the word as fast as she's used to.]