bonjour
In a rather purple mood at this late hour, I'm asking you (the writers/roleplayers/what-have-you) to introduce me to a fictional character of yours. I'd love to become acquainted with your creations; it would be an honor to get the chance to meet them.
(What the hell am I doing? I hope this doesn't fail as horrendously as I worry it might.)
I'll post a little hello from one of my own tomorrow! Right now, I can't keep my heavy eyes open without them stinging.