dubious tomfoolery
Just some old-fashioned nonsense for a leisurely snow day's night! The gist of the game is simple enough: see if you can name whatever I'm describing. The winner gets... um... something(?)!
Aaand...
I'm dark and solidly built, but if you hold me long enough I'll melt. I'm just this side of bitter with a touch of sweetness, but everything about me is thick and rich. Take me into your mouth and I'll give you one hell of a ride: bursting with flavor, I'll slip and slide down your throat. I'm anything but vanilla, and I can handle whatever you mix and mingle me with.
...What the hell am I?
Aaand...
I'm dark and solidly built, but if you hold me long enough I'll melt. I'm just this side of bitter with a touch of sweetness, but everything about me is thick and rich. Take me into your mouth and I'll give you one hell of a ride: bursting with flavor, I'll slip and slide down your throat. I'm anything but vanilla, and I can handle whatever you mix and mingle me with.
...What the hell am I?