LAME EASTER!
Layer One- You :
* you: Jasmine
* Middle name:Lalayna
* Last place you traveled:Wisconsin
* Eye Color: Brown
* Nail Color: normal
* Height: 5'3(ish)
Layer two- describe :
* Your heritage: BORICUA baby!
* The shoes you wore today: reebok
* Your hair: long n curly
* Your weakness: tears
* Your perfect pizza: lots n lots of cheese n pepperoni
Layer Three- what is :
* Your most overused phrase on aim: lol
* Your thoughts first waking up: ugh 1st period!
* Your current worry: doubts about a specific person
* Your plans for today: relaxing
* Your plans for tomorrow: go to the movies and then chill with the crew
* Your best physical feature: i like my lips n eyes
* Your bedtime: bout 12 00 (ish)
Layer Four- you prefer :
* sunrise or sunset: sunset
* gore or horror: horror
* eastsiiiide or wessssside: SOUTHSIDE MUFUCCAS!
* stripes or polka dots: stripes
* Planes or trains: planes
* Boxers or briefs: boxers
* Pools or hot tubs: hot tubs ;)
Layer Five- do you :
* Do you think you've been in love: i dont think I KNOW
* Type w/ your fingers on homerow: nope
* Like to take baths: all the time
* Get motion sickness: naw
* Like talking on the phone: hell yeah
* Like thunderstorms: yeah
* Play an instrument: nope
* Workout: sometimes
* Like reading: at times
Layer Six- favorite :
* Body part: stomachs
* Kind of fruit: strawberry
* Music to fall asleep to: some slow songs
* Time of the day: at night
* Car: ESCALADE!
* Number: 22
* Thing to do: be with my friends or gf
* Horror movie: i dunno
* Colors: purple n blue
Layer Eight- the future :
* Age you hope to be married: 26 - if its legalized dammit!
* Numbers and Names of Children: 2 or 3
* Describe your Dream Wedding: as long as im with the right girl i'll love it
* How do you want to die: get shot n die instantly
* What do you want to be when you grow up: not sure yet
* What country would you most like to visit: puerto rico or mexico
Layer Nine- opposite sex : SAME SEX! IM GAY
* Best eye color: green
* Short or long hair: both
* Best personality trait: outgoing
* Best height: dont matta
* Best articles of clothing: i dunno
* Best first date location: wherever im koo
* Best first kiss location: i have no idea
SIGHT)
[ what color are your eyes? ]: brown
[ do you wear glasses/contacts? ]: sometimes
[ describe something beautiful to you ]: love
[ someone you know who has beautiful eyes ]: Nay
[ first physical aspect you notice on the opposite sex: be honest! ]: well in the SAME SEX i notice they're lips
[ if you could see anyone or anything right now, who/what would it be? ]: Tina
(SMELL)
[ do you like your nose? ]: i dunno it doesnt bother me
[ what does your hair smell like? ]: my shampoo
[ what is your favorite scent from everyday life? ]: smell of chocolate
[ if you use perfume/cologne, what kind? ]: curve
[ who do you know that smells the best? ]: tiffany
(SOUND)
[ what kind of music do you like to listen to? ]: mostly r&b
[ name a song that is special at this moment in time ]: goin crazy-natalie
[ are you a good singer? ]: hell naw
[ do you play an instrument? ]: no
[ which spoken language sounds the best? ]: spanish
[ favorite everyday life sound? ]: my phone ringing
[ least favorite everyday life sound? ]: my alarm
[ of the people you know, who has the best-sounding voice? ]: i dunno A LOT of ppl
(TASTE)
[ favorite food? ]: chicken
[ favorite drink? ]: pepsi
[ do you have a tongue/lip piercing? ]: yupe tongue
[ what are your thoughts on coffee? ]: dont matta i dont drink it
[ the worst taste you have ever encountered? ]: milk! ugh
[ would you eat something disgusting for money? ]: hell yeah depending on how much
(TOUCH)
[ do you consider yourself touch-sensitive?]: depending on where
[ do you like people touching you?]: some ppl
[ are you ticklish and if so, where? ]: hell yea - everywhere
[ which are better: hugs or kisses? ]: both
[ who was the last person you touched? ]: my lil baby cousin
[ who do you wish you could reach out and touch right now? ]: angelina jolie ;)
[ favorite material to touch? ]: i dunno something soft
ANGER
1. Who did you last get angry with? jasmine
2. What is your weapon of choice? gun
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? if they did something wrong
4. How about of the same sex? depending
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? my mom
6. What is your pet peeve? ignorance
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? i forgive but never forget
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? cleaned
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 3 in the afternoon
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: Jena
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? i feel sick
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? uh i dont think so
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? last time i went to the gym
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? i dont have an alarm clock on vacation LOL
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? i dunno
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? i dunno i just like meat
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? shyt A LOT
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? naw i like my weight
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? i just like food dammit! lol
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "LUNCH"? NO!
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? hmmm.... 4
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? hmmm...3
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? c'mon im gay of course
4. Have you "done it"? with a girl
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? lips, eyes n stomach
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? uh NO
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? nope
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? oooh yeah rub it in! i dont have one
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? hmmm...i dunno
3. If you had 1 million dollars, what would you do with it? buy myself a lot of presents
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? nope
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? hmmm...i dunno
PRIDE
1. What's one thing have you done that you're most proud of? told ppl my sexuality
2. What's one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? im not sure
3. What's one thing would you like to accomplish in your life? make something of myself
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? no
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? nope
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? yupe
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? didn't spend all my money
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? her relationship with her gf
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? anyone who has a lot of money
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? i dunno
4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yeah
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? i dunno
7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? not really
8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? lust
[-41] - Who was the last person you yelled at?: my mom
[-40] - Who was the last person you kissed?: jasmine
[-39] - What was the last memorable book you read?: hmmm....
[-38] - When did you last dance?: like a week ago
[-37] - Whats the last thing you want to hear from your parents?: what you are doing is wrong, you're not supposed to be with her
[-36] - When did you last go for a walk in the park?: like 3 hours ago
[-35] - When did you last do your ironing?: when i had to go to a special event
[-34] - When was the last time you smiled all day?: right now
[-33] - What color socks do you normally wear?: white
[-32] - Have you ever attended a private school?: nope
[-31] - Do you like stuffed animals?: yeah
[-30] - Have you ever smashed pumpkins?: nope
[-29] - Do you read labels when shopping for food?: naw
[-28] - Can you quote Shakespeare?: maybe...im not so sure
[-27] - Do you like playing baseball?: no
[-26] - Are you a neat freak?: no
[-25] - What is the worst injury you have ever given someone?: a broken nose
[-24] - Do you ever eat lemons plain?: eww no
[-23] - Have you ever fired a gun?: a bb gun
[-22] - Do you own any knee-high boots?: no
[-21] - Are you attached to extreme people?: yes
[-20] - Do you like swimming in lakes?: hell naw that shyt is scary, you dont even know whats all in there n ish eww
[-19] - Have you ever streaked at a football game or any other public event?: hell naw
[-18] - What is you favorite gemstone?: i dunno
[-17] - Have you gone on many blind dates?: nope
[-16] - Has someone done something extra nice for you?: yes
[-15] - Did you have a crush on any of your teachers?: nope
[-14] - Have you ever been lost in a bad part of a city?: yes
[-13] - Would you rather have a mint or fruit flavored gum?: mint
[-12] - Do you have road rage?: no
[-11] - Have you ever eaten grass?: lol yes
[-10] - Do you ever eat food right out of cans or jars?: yeah
[-9] - Has your mind ever gone blank?: too many times
[-8] - Have you ever met anyone interesting at the laundry mat?: lol yeah
[-7] - Do you have recurring dreams?: no
[-6] - Are you kind?: most of the time
[-5] - Would you give a needy person the shirt off your back?: if i had something underneath
[-4] - Do you have any beanie babies?: no
[-3] - Would you rather be hot or cold?: cold
[-2] - Is the glass half full, or half empty?: depending on the person examing it
[-1] - Do you exercise or work regularly?: no
[-0] - Could you kill if your life was threatened?: i dunno maybe if i was put in that situation
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: no (damn this question gets asked a lot)
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: i guess
Like to sing?:: in the shower
Have a job?:: not at this moment
Have a cell phone?:: yes
Like to play sports?:: some
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: its complicated
Have a crush on someone?:: its complicated
Live somewhere NOT in the United States?:: nope
Have more than 5 TV’s in your house?:: yes
Have any special talents/skills?:: not sure
Exercise daily?:: no
Like school?:: at times
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: no
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: no
Speak any other languages?:: yes
Go a day without food?:: hell naw
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: yeah
Read music, not just tabs?:: no
Roll your tongue?:: yeah
Eat a whole pizza?:: no
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: yes
Cried to get out of trouble?:: lol yeah
Gotten lost in your city?:: hell yeah
Seen a shooting star?:: no
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: puerto rico
Had a serious surgery?:: no
Stolen something important to someone else?:: hmmm...what?
Solved a rubiks cube?:: no its too hard
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: yeah
Cried over a girl?:: yes
Cried over a boy?:: no
Kissed a random stranger?:: no
Hugged a random stranger?:: lol yes i thought it was some1 else
Been in a fist fight?:: yeah
Been arrested?:: nope
Done drugs?:: yes
Had alcohol?:: yes
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: nope
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: lol yes
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: no
Swore at your parents?:: yes
Been to warped tour?:: no
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: yes
Been in love?:: yes
Been close to love?:: yes
Been to a casino?:: no
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: no
Broken a bone?:: nope
Gotten stitches?:: nope
Had a water balloon fight in winter?:: lol it was inside
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: eww i hate milk
Made homemade muffins?:: nope
Bitten someone?:: yes
Been to Disneyland Disneyworld?:: nope
More than 5 times?:: nope
Been to Niagara falls?:: yes
Burped in someone’s face?:: yes
Gotten the chicken pox?:: yeah
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: this morning
Went to the bathroom:: 5 minutes b4 i wrote this
Saw a movie in theaters:: yesterday
Read a book:: hmmm....
Had a snow day:: last year
Had a party:: some time ago
Had a slumber party:: last week
Made fun of someone:: right now lol
Tripped in front of someone:: today
Went to the grocery store:: a week ago
Got sick:: i dunno
Cursed:: few seconds ago
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white:: black
Lights on/lights off:: lights off
TV/movie:: tv
Car/truck:: car
Body spray/lotion:: i like boht
Cash/check:: cash
Pillows/blankets:: both
Headache/stomach ache:: stomach ache
Paint/charcoal:: paint
Chinese food/Mexican food:: oooh tough!
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain:: rain
Fog/misty:: fog
Rock/rap:: rap
Meat/vegetarian:: meat
Boy/girl:: girl
Chocolate/vanilla:: mix
Sprinkles/icing:: sprinkles
Cake/pie:: cake
French toast/French fries:: french fries
Strawberries/blueberries:: stawberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: ocean
Hugs/kisses:: both
Cookies/muffins:: cookies
p33n/bewbz:: huh?
Wallet/pocket:: pocket
Window/door:: door
Emo/goth:: huh?
Pink/purple:: purple
Cat/dog:: dog
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: shot sleeve
Pants/shorts:: pants
Winter break/spring break:: spring break
Spring/autumn:: autumn
Clouds/clear sky:: clear sky
Moon/mars:: moon
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: a whole crew
What are their names?:: too lazy to type em all
Do you have a best friend?:: yes
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: yes
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: girl friends
Have you ever lost a friend?:: yes
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend? lots of times
What’s an inside joke between you and a friend?:: IM SO CEREAL!
Have you ever gotten in a big argument with a friend? yes
What’s the nicest thing you’ve ever done for a friend?:: been there for them when they needed it
What’s the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: listened
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: sometimes i do
What friend have you known the longest?:: Jena
Do you regret anything you’ve done to a friend?:: yes
If so, what is it?:: its personal
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: whenever i can mostly everyday
Do any of your friends drive?:: yes
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: yes
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done with a friend?:: lol ive got so many stories
What do you think your friends think of you?:: im so outspoken
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: yes
If you have, with who?:: theres only been 2
Are you single? hmm..its complicated
Are you in a relationship?:: its complicated
If so, for how long?:: its soo damn complicated
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: at one point
What is your idea of the best date?:: i hate this damn question - nobody thinks of this shyt dammit
What was your first kiss like?:: unexpected
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 12
Do you think love is a load of shit? people make it that way
What’s the best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex?:: oh no!
Have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yes
Have you ever been dumped?:: yes
Have you ever dumped someone? yes
What’s the most sexual thing you’ve done with the opposite sex?:: NOTHING!
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: muffin
Hat:: tipped
Hard:: on - lol i dunno
Free:: nothing
Space:: suffocating
Taste:: chocolate
Good charlotte:: uh i dunno
Red:: death
Deep:: love
Heart:: pain
Cord:: plug
Cheese:: sandwhich
Rain:: drops
Work:: hard
Pedal:: bicycle
Head:: lol
Bed:: big
Fluff:: pillows
Hardcore:: SEX lol
Race:: fast
Knife:: death
Jump:: how high
I....
am:: a complicated girl
want:: honesty
need:: support
crave:: knowledge
love:: words
hate:: ignorance
did:: fall in love with the wrong girl
feel:: pain and love
miss:: the way things used to be
am annoyed by:: stupidity and ignorance
would rather:: die before betraying a loved one
am tired of:: lies and games
will always:: love her no matter what
What is your favorite genre of music?:: r&b mostly
What time is it now?:: 9 :30
What day is it?:: sunday
When’s the last time you called someone?:: about 15 mins ago
How much money do you have right now?:: $8
Are you hungry?:: not right now
Whatcha doin? taking this stupid shyt
Do you like parades?:: gay parades!
Do you like the moon?:: when its full
What are you going to do when you’re done with this?:: go n lay down
Isn’t cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: it sounds stupid
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: to fly
Have you ever had a picnic?:: no
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: lol yes
What about sock em boppers?:: no
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: no
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny? yes
pretty?:: yes
sarcastic?:: a lot
lazy?:: sometimes
hyper?:: sometimes
friendly? yes
evil? depending
smart?:: very
strong? when it comes to some things
talented? kinda
dorky? neva that lol
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or don’t know)
high:: deana
skip:: nay
dance:: nay
lonely:: tiff
pen:: kari
flower:: kari
window:: jena
psycho:: jena
brain freeze:: nonnie
orange:: steph
sassy:: deana
jelly:: jasmine
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: it's your own life, do as you please
love:: if it's shared between the both
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: dont care
war:: against
Canada:: dont care
United States:: i dunno i guess for since i live here
rock music:: dont care
gay marriage:: OOH IT WILL BE LEGALIZED!
school:: dont care
surveys:: dont care
parents:: dont care
cars:: for
killing:: people do have reasons at times
Britney spears:: she looks good but i dont like her
coffee:: dont care
pants:: for
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: hell yea
Play strip poker?:: i have
Run away?:: yes
Curse at a teacher?:: i have
Not take a shower for a week?:: lol no
Ask someone out?:: i have
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: no
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: naw
Go scuba diving?:: yeah
Write a book?:: yeah
Become a rock star?:: naw
Have casual sex?:: lol
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: erbel essence (how eva you spell it)
When's the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: NEVER!
What kind of computer do you have?:: a good one
What grade are you in?:: 10
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: yes
Or just make out?:: yes
How many posters do you have in your room?:: bout 10
How many CD’s do you have?:: a lot
What time is it now?:: this question was already asked