Weee! Stubborn people!
So, I was just sitting around the house playing Makai Kingdom, which, while it has love, lacks the love that is Phantom Brave. And then the phone rings. Some guy askes to speak to someone named 'Jody' and I tell him he has the wrong number. He asks me what the number is, I give it to him, and then he goes "I know this is the right fucking (gasp! Bet you've never seen me type a cuss word before) number, I just paid the bill!" So, naturally, I'm getting confused here, because I don't imagine some guy I never met paid my phone bill out of kindness. So I try to tell him he's got the wrong number, but he's not going to hear any of it. He goes "I know it's you, Billy." and of course doesn't believe me when I tell him I am not Billy. I try to tell him to look in the phonebook and he's like "Whatever, Billy." in this rude ass voice and hangs up. So I just kind of sit there a moment, wondering if I did something to piss off the cosmos to deserve being telephoned by some random guy. After a moment, I shrug and go back to demon slaying. So maybe 20 minutes later, the phone rings again. It's the same guy. He starts by trying to say he didn't mean to come off as an ass......but he still thinks that I am the same guy. He then goes in, without letting me interrupt,mind you, to tell me how much he cares about Jody, and how they've been together two years and all. I try to get him to let me say just one thing, and eventually he does. So I then tell him my name, and that I wasn't lying about it being the wrong number before. I could imagine the guy smacking himself in the forehead at this point. All he had had to do was look in the phonebook to tell I wasn't lying. So now the guy is all apologetic for bothering me. I just kind of let it go, though. No sense being mean to some guy who's already having problems, right? Anyway, that's my fun story for the week.