Jun 24, 2005 20:38
So I'm not sure, but I am pretty sure my feet were masturbated today.
My boss told me yesterday she wanted to meet with me today and I didn't know what was up but today said she just wanted to get to know me (because I don't work directly with her much) and gave a lot of positive feedback and we ended up at this spa where we got facials and manicures and pedicures and they brought us lunch and we just sat there talking and getting pampered. Nice... only as I was getting the pedicure, the guy doing it had to sit with his legs open a bit in order to put them around the chair thingy. Anyway he had my foot stretched toward him, very close to his privates and was massaging my foot with tons of lotion on it. Ok, all well and fine... except then his hands start moving up and down... faster and faster and it LOOKED like he was stroking himself. only he was stroking my foot!
I swear I was holding it in and not laughing till I look over at my boss and she's staring at him then looking back and me and giving me these looks and I finally burst out laughing. I told him it was because it tickled because I was sooo embarrassed!
All the way back to the office, my boss was making jokes. I'm so going to be remembered as the foot intern. Nice.
(And... does it REALLY look like that ferret is giggly???)