My brain has few cells today. Less words more pictures. Pictures will make everything better.
Chan Marshall really confuses me. I just cannot believe this milky goddess of a woman:
is one and the same as this hoofing party lass:
I cannot for the life of me imagine the latter hoaresly straining to hit the high notes of Good Woman with a big 'ol guitar and an adoring band. I can however, see her dancing the macerana with a bottle of cheap rum clutched desperately in both hands, dubbing herself MC Cat for the night and stealing some balding urchins cap, {possibly Mobys} and telling everyone to 'check it yo'
Chan Puffy {Lips} Marshall
And what is she holding in the first picture? Is it drug paraphenalia? Some ingenious shot glass? The most impractical lipgloss aplicator in the world? Or maybe its the vial that contains the real Chan's DNA. We may never know. But Moby sure wants his motherfucking hat back, aiiight...
I wouldnt be messing with him. He has the awesome power of animal rights activists on his side. 'Cat Power, eh? Do you ever stop and think that those poor felines might not want to fuel your booze crazed haunting tunes? Hmm? NO I bet you didnt you hat theiving ghetto hussy. You just put a new one in the blender everynight and make yourself a Cat Power-Up shake, dont you? Yeah, we've seen you. We've got your blender. Now give the man his hat back."
is one and the same as this hoofing party lass:
I cannot for the life of me imagine the latter hoaresly straining to hit the high notes of Good Woman with a big 'ol guitar and an adoring band. I can however, see her dancing the macerana with a bottle of cheap rum clutched desperately in both hands, dubbing herself MC Cat for the night and stealing some balding urchins cap, {possibly Mobys} and telling everyone to 'check it yo'
Chan Puffy {Lips} Marshall
And what is she holding in the first picture? Is it drug paraphenalia? Some ingenious shot glass? The most impractical lipgloss aplicator in the world? Or maybe its the vial that contains the real Chan's DNA. We may never know. But Moby sure wants his motherfucking hat back, aiiight...
I wouldnt be messing with him. He has the awesome power of animal rights activists on his side. 'Cat Power, eh? Do you ever stop and think that those poor felines might not want to fuel your booze crazed haunting tunes? Hmm? NO I bet you didnt you hat theiving ghetto hussy. You just put a new one in the blender everynight and make yourself a Cat Power-Up shake, dont you? Yeah, we've seen you. We've got your blender. Now give the man his hat back."