I'm on a DIET BUT I GIVE A FRIGGIN F*CK CAUSE I MUST HAVE...
Ranch dressing on my salad. Yes, they say use rasberry vinegarette, and italian, less calories, less fat, etc, etc. But FUG DAT. I HAVE to have ranch. You MAY get lucky and I will get some LIGHT ranch. But ranch nonetheless. I'm FUCKING UP a chicken salad I have right now and know it wouldn't be half as good if I didn't have ranch on it.
Other honorable mentions:
- I must have some kind of ice cream/sweets/cake or pies in some capacity. Moderation of course, but must have it.
- Regular Campbells Chunky Soup. The low sodium ones are just nasty.
- Regular pancake syrup. Again, the light varieties taste like shit.
Who else is on their healthy but don't give a fuck when it comes to....
P.S. PRAY that I make a good test on my statistics test tonight!
Other honorable mentions:
- I must have some kind of ice cream/sweets/cake or pies in some capacity. Moderation of course, but must have it.
- Regular Campbells Chunky Soup. The low sodium ones are just nasty.
- Regular pancake syrup. Again, the light varieties taste like shit.
Who else is on their healthy but don't give a fuck when it comes to....
P.S. PRAY that I make a good test on my statistics test tonight!