PSA Funny Shit Archives
You know what, I really miss all of you guys. You have no idea. I was just talking with Mer and she agrees. Look at this convo, and no, no cut tag :+P You'll live
Ox Lexi Bledel: i miss PSA
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: i do too
Ox Lexi Bledel: I miss Spongey, Girky, Pocket, Tractor Ash, WILLAAAAA, and everyone else
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: spongey *SOBS*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:girky. lerxi. lmao
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: magical places *tear, tear*
Ox Lexi Bledel: hot pink umbrellas
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:: yo duck
Ox Lexi Bledel: font be pissed me
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: <3333
Ox Lexi Bledel: <333
Ox Lexi Bledel: girky pissing on the planet
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:somewhere..somehow.
Ox Lexi Bledel: bathrooms<3
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: never hide in them
Ox Lexi Bledel: no never
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:garages <3 with nonexistant cars
Ox Lexi Bledel: Ash thinks my tractor's sexy
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: lmfao awww i miss psa muchly
Ox Lexi Bledel: mojo humping my shoe after the refridgerator fell on it
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:: *tear* sucha pretty shoe too
Ox Lexi Bledel: *nods* it was
Ox Lexi Bledel: spice icons, *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *dies* i still have mine
Ox Lexi Bledel: me too<3 willa
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: we should upload them again lmao.
Ox Lexi Bledel: *nods*
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Ox Lexi Bledel: moveable bed thingies<3 *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: where?
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: not here, dan isnt here
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Ox Lexi Bledel: pirate needs to come around more, I have no one to talk to about peg legs with, pirate lavigne, WHERE ARE YOU!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: LMAO!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:i miss the pretty strawberry girky & sponge jup lather pants
Ox Lexi Bledel: I miss their extremely funny typos
Ox Lexi Bledel: late night PSA chats<3
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: me too!!!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:lather pants *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: 'does that mean their soapy?'
Ox Lexi Bledel: ninja turtle slippers
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: sponge shirt
Ox Lexi Bledel: shit*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: I became 'Lezi the Pirate' at PSA
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:and Lerxi *nods*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *nods* And you became my pocket
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: yes. and Derycks blue raspberry pop *DIES*
Ox Lexi Bledel: which scares me still
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: why does that scare you?
Ox Lexi Bledel: I dont know, just does *shrugs*
Seriously, some wicked funny ass shit, definitely read...
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josh OOH AAH 8: Okay guys... I need random funny convos to put in my subprofile
SwtNSxy Janie: Brit Hearts Dan: OK I gotta go. Janie is getting me turned on. Byeeeeeeeeeee!
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Ox Lexi Bledel:*pulls a jar of peanut butter out of the garage, proceeds to smear it on the walls of my bedroom*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:*drags out an unconcious virgin...barbie type thing*
Ox Lexi Bledel:*pulls an umbrella out of my pants, tacks it to the wall upside down, pours orange juice inside of it, throws goldish inside* SWIM FISHIES SWIM!!!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:*throws the barbie in the OJ POOL* SWIM LITTLE BARBIE! DON'T LET THE FISHIES GET YOU!
Ox Lexi Bledel: Oh shit... Barbies can't swim...*sobs*
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complicate avril: I usually ramble endlessly like I'm doing now
Ox Lexi Bledel: I'm very proud of you
complicate avril: haha I'm proud of me.
Ox Lexi Bledel: But it's ok to ramble endlessly with your pirate, it's like required or something.
complicate avril: like it's required to hump poles if you're in O-Town
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
complicate avril: lmao
Ox Lexi Bledel: I never noticed...now I'm scared
complicate avril: haha I've noticed
complicate avril: Those boys are all crotch
Ox Lexi Bledel: They each need a crotch icon lol
complicate avril: haha ashley=crotch with blonde hair
complicate avril: Trevor=Crotch with fro
complicate avril: Dan=Boy next door crotch
Ox Lexi Bledel: I saw this thing once, it was called Crotchism. *dies* it was some Hanson site dedicated to their crotches, it was really scary
complicate avril: Jacob=Scary crotch man
complicate avril: Erik=bald crotch
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: that just sounds wrong
complicate avril: lmao I know
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies* I found the website lol
complicate avril: Oh god I don't want to see it I'll have nightmares
Ox Lexi Bledel: it's not around anymore, thats so sad!
complicate avril: Hanson crotch
complicate avril: That's like
complicate avril: Dreamstreet crotch
complicate avril: And really who wants to go there?
Ox Lexi Bledel: I like Hanson..their crotches I tend to stray away from..but I like them lol
Ox Lexi Bledel: Dreamstreet frightens me in more ways than one
complicate avril: I wouldn't want Hanson crotch but I really do respect them
Ox Lexi Bledel: **Greetings and welcome to Crotchism - where all crotches, great and small, are given their due. Feel free to have a look around. Join, sign, submit. But most of all, just enjoy yourself.
This site and its content is rated PG-13. It is not suitable for children under 13 and anyone with strict morals. If you are under this age, or one of the poor bastards with morals, please leave. All users from searches are advised that Crotchism is not a porn site. No nudity is featured here. Please try another site for your hands-on satisfaction.**
complicate avril: lmao lets make some Johnny crotch icons
complicate avril: :ox
Ox Lexi Bledel: hehe! lol
complicate avril: I never said that
Ox Lexi Bledel: The crotch site isnt just hanson anymore lol
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Ox Lexi Bledel: this kid pulled an unconcious virgin girl from his garage...and we were curious as to where the garage came from
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
josh OOH AAH 8: LOL
JustinRTimbafake: How does he know shes really a virgin? she could be lieing
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: she was unconcious *shrugs*
Ox Lexi Bledel: She was unconcious
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: LEXI!
Ox Lexi Bledel: Mer! OUT!
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: I was just about to say the same thing to you...I'm lucky I didn't put the out! *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: Holy shit
Ox Lexi Bledel: I need sleeeeepppp
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JustinRTimbafake: hot damn look at me in lather pants
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies* lather
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: lather? as in soap?
JustinRTimbafake: *dies*
JustinRTimbafake: Leather
Ox Lexi Bledel: <~~Just had an image of Jup wear soapy pants
JustinRTimbafake: and Trace looks like hes going to kill something
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *DIES*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
JustinRTimbafake: Oh yea now I want soapy pants
JustinRTimbafake: Just soapy pants and socks
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *gives Justin some soap* there ya go
josh OOH AAH 8: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
josh OOH AAH 8: ROTF
josh OOH AAH 8: DEAD
josh OOH AAH 8: NEEDS HELP BREATHING LOST ALL CONTROL....
Ox Lexi Bledel: I can put extra detergent in the washing machine and leave the cover open...it'll soap up really fast...then we can just dunk you in there...
JustinRTimbafake: I cant breathe either
josh OOH AAH 8: ooh my stomach
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *dies* Lexi.....
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES*
Ox Lexi Bledel: I cant see straight
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: I'm crying
josh OOH AAH 8: I'm laughing so hard I can't see straight!
Ox Lexi Bledel: me too
josh OOH AAH 8: I'm rying too!!!
josh OOH AAH 8: *Crying
Ox Lexi Bledel: *cides*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES**
JustinRTimbafake: Why the fuck do I have ninja turtle shoes too??
Ox Lexi Bledel: *fans herself*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *DIES* honorary Canadains, neither uv u kan spel
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES* just lost control again
josh OOH AAH 8: *DIES*
JustinRTimbafake: I have lather pants and ninja turtle shoes
josh OOH AAH 8: lolol
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: I wanna be just like Justin!!
Ox Lexi Bledel: o god thats it *FUCKING DIES*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: we took over the chat, we scared everyone! *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: ------------DEAD-------------
JustinRTimbafake: I'm fucking dieing I'm sweating I'm lauhing so hard
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES* He spells dying like evil1!!!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *DIES* yes he does!!!
Ox Lexi Bledel: I just need to breahte...and not see anything else funny.
josh OOH AAH 8: ME TOO JUSTIN
Ox Lexi Bledel: whew, breathe in....breathe out
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *points to your profile* read Lexi
josh OOH AAH 8: And my dog is cracking me up!
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
JustinRTimbafake: Yo I got like a wash cloth on my head too
Ox Lexi Bledel: *RAE*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
josh OOH AAH 8: LOLOLOL! I got the fan blowing on me head.
josh OOH AAH 8: *my
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *dies* I'm gonna save this chat
JustinRTimbafake: on me head? your english I knew it
Ox Lexi Bledel: me head! jayce is an irish!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: you sounded like the lucky charms dude! on me head!
josh OOH AAH 8: I'm posting it all in my hjouranl
josh OOH AAH 8: I think I'm English cuz I said me head.
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES*
josh OOH AAH 8: :-\
josh OOH AAH 8: DERkslgksg you suck Justin TIMBERLAKE!
Ox Lexi Bledel: Irish to me man...
JustinRTimbafake: No the lucky charms man left the room
Ox Lexi Bledel: DERKslgksg!!!!!!
JustinRTimbafake: Chris is Lucky
Ox Lexi Bledel: I worship him!
Ox Lexi Bledel: Not chriss! *dies*
josh OOH AAH 8: LMAFO!!!
JustinRTimbafake: hes on the box and he has commericals and he says he wasnt famous before us bullshit
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: noo Jayce its "yo duck Justin TIMBERLAKE"
Ox Lexi Bledel: Doh! *smacks head*
josh OOH AAH 8: LOLOLOL! *DIES*
josh OOH AAH 8: YO DUCKKKKK JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FONT PISSED ME
josh OOH AAH 8: whatever it was
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: okay I'm making a sub profile now!
JustinRTimbafake: Ok I keep finding things wrong with me in this pic
josh OOH AAH 8: OMFG JULIE KILEIN!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: Font be pissed me
josh OOH AAH 8: IS ON LINE!
Ox Lexi Bledel: MER!
Ox Lexi Bledel: asbiousntose?
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: LEX!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: adasdasda!!
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES*
josh OOH AAH 8: Font be pissed me!
josh OOH AAH 8: OMG!
JustinRTimbafake: I got like a sponge shirt on
josh OOH AAH 8: dude... guys...
Ox Lexi Bledel: Font didnt be piss me :-(
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: sponge shirt? JUSTIN YOU ARE MY ROLE MODEL!
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES*
josh OOH AAH 8: Font be pissed me" can be said when you're pissed off at someone like "Mother fucker" ya know you'll just be like "god damn font be pissed me" *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *DIES*
Ox Lexi Bledel: sponge shit...lather pants...ninja turtles shoes
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: sponge shit? eww
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES* SHIRT****
JustinRTimbafake: And a wash cloth hat
Ox Lexi Bledel: LMFAO
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: Justin I wanna be just like you!
Ox Lexi Bledel: Justin
JustinRTimbafake: I'm ready for a bath yo
josh OOH AAH 8: Sponge bob!
Ox Lexi Bledel: I worship ypu!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: nooo Sponge Justin!
josh OOH AAH 8: Sponge Justin
Ox Lexi Bledel: *bows down to JUSTIN*
josh OOH AAH 8: And I'm that dude that's annoying lmao
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *bows down to almight JUSTIN too*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: Patrick?
Ox Lexi Bledel: Soapy Sponge Jup!
JustinRTimbafake: I'm gonna fuckin piss my pants
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JustinRTimbafake: Pigs have orgams foir 30 minutes....I wanna be a pig
josh OOH AAH 8: LOL you are a pig!!!
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Shy Girl Leslie: *puts jayce's hair in little tiny ponytails all over his head* HYPE!
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xderyckx has left the room.
Ox Lexi Bledel: My bitch left me :-(
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: i dont have a bitch *pouts*'
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: i wanna bitch someone find me a bitch! whoa i need to stop being hyper
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: Lexiiiii imma go get more sugar haha
Ox Lexi Bledel: lol Mer, I'll find you a bitch lol
Ox Lexi Bledel: NO! lol I need the sugar remember?
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *gives you a little bit a sugar and runs off with the rest*
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lj ash angel: she thinks my tractors sexyyyy
lj ash angel: it really turns her onn
suddenly xy: *dies* ash you scare me..
Ox Lexi Bledel: ASH!!!!
Ox Lexi Bledel: You like that song??
lj ash angel: shes always starin at meee, while im chugging alongg
lj ash angel: hah, yeah
Ox Lexi Bledel: I *LOVE* that Kenny Chesney song!
Ox Lexi Bledel: Ash rocks my socks right now bcz he is PINK! and He likes "She Thinks MY Tractors Sexy"
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badgirl Willa F: i love being urine colored, it's hot
badgirl Willa F: i almost said urine flavored oops
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josh OOH AAH 8: did you know that by eating chocolate you get 1/4 of an ogranism
josh OOH AAH 8: and if you sneeze it's 3/4th!!!
josh OOH AAH 8: *orgasm not organism
josh OOH AAH 8: LMAO!!!!!! go Justin!!
Ox Lexi Bledel: so if I sneeze while eating chocolate I can have an orgasm?
josh OOH AAH 8: YUP!!!
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
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complicate avril: Even cooler. My foot's asleep, ow ow ow.
Ox Lexi Bledel: Wake up Av's foot!
complicate avril: *Sob* It's not listening.
complicate avril: It hurts, ahh.
Ox Lexi Bledel: *beats Avs foot til it wakes up*
complicate avril: You're going to kill it!
complicate avril: It's going to need amputation
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies* sorry
complicate avril: And I'm going to be called stubby
Ox Lexi Bledel: I'll just yell at it?
complicate avril: STUBBY LAVIGNE
complicate avril: Okay sure
complicate avril: I'm a little hyper, haha.
Ox Lexi Bledel: Stubby Lavigne! lol
complicate avril: haha
complicate avril: If I could just get a parrot
complicate avril: I could be a pirate
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
complicate avril: *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: I so need to to put that in my profile
complicate avril: You should
Ox Lexi Bledel: I am
complicate avril: damn I need an eye patch too
complicate avril: I'm such an unorganized pirate
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
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days star ks: Lexi I need a nickname for you
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: I need anickname for lexi too
complicate avril: I have a special nickname for Lexi.
complicate avril: Lezzzi haha
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DumbsDumber: Hey Justin...
SpngeJupLthrPnts: Hey Jayce.....
DumbsDumber: If nothing is up... can I like fix that?
SpngeJupLthrPnts: *DIES* Go right ahead
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KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: yo duck Jayce
Ox Lexi Bledel: FONT BE PISSED ME!
DumbsDumber: yo duck yourself
DumbsDumber: font be pissed me
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: LEXIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Ox Lexi Bledel: MERRRRRRR
Ox Lexi Bledel: OUT?
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: OUT
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complicate avril: I'm getting made fun of.
rockinRzeznik: Who is making fun of you Avril?
complicate avril: The cool guys in my band because I asked one of them to smell my new deoderant, haha.
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: haha Avril I swear...I think I worship you more then lather pants over there
rockinRzeznik: I like what you do in the video.
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
SpngeJupLthrPnts: NOOOOOOO you must worhsip me more
complicate avril: haha well it smells good and just because I was chasing Evan asking him to sniff my armpit means nothing
rockinRzeznik: I'm like you, I go to a store and try it on and the run away. *dies*
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SwtNSxy Janie: LEXI
DumbsDumber: *OFF
SwtNSxy Janie: JARED
DumbsDumber: ON ME
SwtNSxy Janie: IS
SwtNSxy Janie: BACK
DumbsDumber: DAMNIT TO ALL FUCKING HELL
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SpngeJupLthrPnts: Babe your song is on the radio
DumbsDumber: You called me BABE!
DumbsDumber: *jumps and down*
DumbsDumber: Okay, maybe I'm 5 years old. :-\
SpngeJupLthrPnts: No your not..if you are you a VERY well devleoped for a 5 year old and I dont mind being a child molesterv*dies*
DumbsDumber: *DIES A MILLION DEATHS*
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SpngeJupLthrPnts: *dies and runs out of the room*
DumbsDumber: WHY DID YOU LEAVE???????????
SpngeJupLthrPnts: BECAUSE I'M GONNA PEE
DumbsDumber: OOHHH,
complicate avril: That was reason 39218321 of why Justin scares me.
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ if you're wondering where the P is, it's about to run down my leg. *DIES*
rockinRzeznik: I didn't even notice it was gone.
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SpngeJupLthrPnts: I really really love my hand...its my best friend
DumbsDumber: Justin what is your hand doing?
SpngeJupLthrPnts: Jayce use your brain *DIES*
complicate avril: That was reason 329183021 why Justin scares me
DumbsDumber: Then can I like be your hand.
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Ox Lexi Bledel: As much as I'm longing for Taylor to say "HI, I wear turquoise underwear" the cow going "moo" is enough for me!
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SpngeJupLthrPnts: I farted *dies* GO ME
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KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *hides in the closet*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES* Mer, whatever you do, don't come outta there!
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DumbsDumber: FUCK ME!!!!!!!!
DumbsDumber: Np wait
DumbsDumber: don't.
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *covers her ears and closes her eyes* VOICES
Ox Lexi Bledel: WOOO! SPONGEY!! HES CALLIN FOR YOU!
Brit Hearts Dan: *looks at J* You heard the man..
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SpngeJupLthrPnts: Jayce I love my monkey and I'm not talking about the furry basrted whos running around the house
DumbsDumber: Bubblessssssssssss
DumbsDumber: Can I pet the monkey then? *FUCKING DIES*
SpngeJupLthrPnts: Bubbles? bubbles? I'm in a fuckin pop group I dont need no bubbles
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I have more but those are just some highlights...*grins* remember the good times guys!
<3~Lexi
Ox Lexi Bledel: i miss PSA
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: i do too
Ox Lexi Bledel: I miss Spongey, Girky, Pocket, Tractor Ash, WILLAAAAA, and everyone else
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: spongey *SOBS*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:girky. lerxi. lmao
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: magical places *tear, tear*
Ox Lexi Bledel: hot pink umbrellas
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:: yo duck
Ox Lexi Bledel: font be pissed me
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: <3333
Ox Lexi Bledel: <333
Ox Lexi Bledel: girky pissing on the planet
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:somewhere..somehow.
Ox Lexi Bledel: bathrooms<3
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: never hide in them
Ox Lexi Bledel: no never
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:garages <3 with nonexistant cars
Ox Lexi Bledel: Ash thinks my tractor's sexy
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: lmfao awww i miss psa muchly
Ox Lexi Bledel: mojo humping my shoe after the refridgerator fell on it
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:: *tear* sucha pretty shoe too
Ox Lexi Bledel: *nods* it was
Ox Lexi Bledel: spice icons, *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *dies* i still have mine
Ox Lexi Bledel: me too<3 willa
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: we should upload them again lmao.
Ox Lexi Bledel: *nods*
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Ox Lexi Bledel: moveable bed thingies<3 *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: where?
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: not here, dan isnt here
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Ox Lexi Bledel: pirate needs to come around more, I have no one to talk to about peg legs with, pirate lavigne, WHERE ARE YOU!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: LMAO!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:i miss the pretty strawberry girky & sponge jup lather pants
Ox Lexi Bledel: I miss their extremely funny typos
Ox Lexi Bledel: late night PSA chats<3
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: me too!!!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:lather pants *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: 'does that mean their soapy?'
Ox Lexi Bledel: ninja turtle slippers
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: sponge shirt
Ox Lexi Bledel: shit*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: I became 'Lezi the Pirate' at PSA
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:and Lerxi *nods*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *nods* And you became my pocket
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: yes. and Derycks blue raspberry pop *DIES*
Ox Lexi Bledel: which scares me still
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: why does that scare you?
Ox Lexi Bledel: I dont know, just does *shrugs*
Seriously, some wicked funny ass shit, definitely read...
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josh OOH AAH 8: Okay guys... I need random funny convos to put in my subprofile
SwtNSxy Janie: Brit Hearts Dan: OK I gotta go. Janie is getting me turned on. Byeeeeeeeeeee!
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Ox Lexi Bledel:*pulls a jar of peanut butter out of the garage, proceeds to smear it on the walls of my bedroom*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:*drags out an unconcious virgin...barbie type thing*
Ox Lexi Bledel:*pulls an umbrella out of my pants, tacks it to the wall upside down, pours orange juice inside of it, throws goldish inside* SWIM FISHIES SWIM!!!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx:*throws the barbie in the OJ POOL* SWIM LITTLE BARBIE! DON'T LET THE FISHIES GET YOU!
Ox Lexi Bledel: Oh shit... Barbies can't swim...*sobs*
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complicate avril: I usually ramble endlessly like I'm doing now
Ox Lexi Bledel: I'm very proud of you
complicate avril: haha I'm proud of me.
Ox Lexi Bledel: But it's ok to ramble endlessly with your pirate, it's like required or something.
complicate avril: like it's required to hump poles if you're in O-Town
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
complicate avril: lmao
Ox Lexi Bledel: I never noticed...now I'm scared
complicate avril: haha I've noticed
complicate avril: Those boys are all crotch
Ox Lexi Bledel: They each need a crotch icon lol
complicate avril: haha ashley=crotch with blonde hair
complicate avril: Trevor=Crotch with fro
complicate avril: Dan=Boy next door crotch
Ox Lexi Bledel: I saw this thing once, it was called Crotchism. *dies* it was some Hanson site dedicated to their crotches, it was really scary
complicate avril: Jacob=Scary crotch man
complicate avril: Erik=bald crotch
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: that just sounds wrong
complicate avril: lmao I know
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies* I found the website lol
complicate avril: Oh god I don't want to see it I'll have nightmares
Ox Lexi Bledel: it's not around anymore, thats so sad!
complicate avril: Hanson crotch
complicate avril: That's like
complicate avril: Dreamstreet crotch
complicate avril: And really who wants to go there?
Ox Lexi Bledel: I like Hanson..their crotches I tend to stray away from..but I like them lol
Ox Lexi Bledel: Dreamstreet frightens me in more ways than one
complicate avril: I wouldn't want Hanson crotch but I really do respect them
Ox Lexi Bledel: **Greetings and welcome to Crotchism - where all crotches, great and small, are given their due. Feel free to have a look around. Join, sign, submit. But most of all, just enjoy yourself.
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complicate avril: lmao lets make some Johnny crotch icons
complicate avril: :ox
Ox Lexi Bledel: hehe! lol
complicate avril: I never said that
Ox Lexi Bledel: The crotch site isnt just hanson anymore lol
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Ox Lexi Bledel: this kid pulled an unconcious virgin girl from his garage...and we were curious as to where the garage came from
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
josh OOH AAH 8: LOL
JustinRTimbafake: How does he know shes really a virgin? she could be lieing
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: she was unconcious *shrugs*
Ox Lexi Bledel: She was unconcious
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: LEXI!
Ox Lexi Bledel: Mer! OUT!
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: I was just about to say the same thing to you...I'm lucky I didn't put the out! *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: Holy shit
Ox Lexi Bledel: I need sleeeeepppp
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JustinRTimbafake: hot damn look at me in lather pants
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies* lather
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: lather? as in soap?
JustinRTimbafake: *dies*
JustinRTimbafake: Leather
Ox Lexi Bledel: <~~Just had an image of Jup wear soapy pants
JustinRTimbafake: and Trace looks like hes going to kill something
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *DIES*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
JustinRTimbafake: Oh yea now I want soapy pants
JustinRTimbafake: Just soapy pants and socks
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *gives Justin some soap* there ya go
josh OOH AAH 8: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
josh OOH AAH 8: ROTF
josh OOH AAH 8: DEAD
josh OOH AAH 8: NEEDS HELP BREATHING LOST ALL CONTROL....
Ox Lexi Bledel: I can put extra detergent in the washing machine and leave the cover open...it'll soap up really fast...then we can just dunk you in there...
JustinRTimbafake: I cant breathe either
josh OOH AAH 8: ooh my stomach
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *dies* Lexi.....
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES*
Ox Lexi Bledel: I cant see straight
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: I'm crying
josh OOH AAH 8: I'm laughing so hard I can't see straight!
Ox Lexi Bledel: me too
josh OOH AAH 8: I'm rying too!!!
josh OOH AAH 8: *Crying
Ox Lexi Bledel: *cides*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES**
JustinRTimbafake: Why the fuck do I have ninja turtle shoes too??
Ox Lexi Bledel: *fans herself*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *DIES* honorary Canadains, neither uv u kan spel
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES* just lost control again
josh OOH AAH 8: *DIES*
JustinRTimbafake: I have lather pants and ninja turtle shoes
josh OOH AAH 8: lolol
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: I wanna be just like Justin!!
Ox Lexi Bledel: o god thats it *FUCKING DIES*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: we took over the chat, we scared everyone! *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: ------------DEAD-------------
JustinRTimbafake: I'm fucking dieing I'm sweating I'm lauhing so hard
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES* He spells dying like evil1!!!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *DIES* yes he does!!!
Ox Lexi Bledel: I just need to breahte...and not see anything else funny.
josh OOH AAH 8: ME TOO JUSTIN
Ox Lexi Bledel: whew, breathe in....breathe out
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *points to your profile* read Lexi
josh OOH AAH 8: And my dog is cracking me up!
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
JustinRTimbafake: Yo I got like a wash cloth on my head too
Ox Lexi Bledel: *RAE*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
josh OOH AAH 8: LOLOLOL! I got the fan blowing on me head.
josh OOH AAH 8: *my
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *dies* I'm gonna save this chat
JustinRTimbafake: on me head? your english I knew it
Ox Lexi Bledel: me head! jayce is an irish!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: you sounded like the lucky charms dude! on me head!
josh OOH AAH 8: I'm posting it all in my hjouranl
josh OOH AAH 8: I think I'm English cuz I said me head.
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES*
josh OOH AAH 8: :-\
josh OOH AAH 8: DERkslgksg you suck Justin TIMBERLAKE!
Ox Lexi Bledel: Irish to me man...
JustinRTimbafake: No the lucky charms man left the room
Ox Lexi Bledel: DERKslgksg!!!!!!
JustinRTimbafake: Chris is Lucky
Ox Lexi Bledel: I worship him!
Ox Lexi Bledel: Not chriss! *dies*
josh OOH AAH 8: LMAFO!!!
JustinRTimbafake: hes on the box and he has commericals and he says he wasnt famous before us bullshit
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: noo Jayce its "yo duck Justin TIMBERLAKE"
Ox Lexi Bledel: Doh! *smacks head*
josh OOH AAH 8: LOLOLOL! *DIES*
josh OOH AAH 8: YO DUCKKKKK JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FONT PISSED ME
josh OOH AAH 8: whatever it was
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: okay I'm making a sub profile now!
JustinRTimbafake: Ok I keep finding things wrong with me in this pic
josh OOH AAH 8: OMFG JULIE KILEIN!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: Font be pissed me
josh OOH AAH 8: IS ON LINE!
Ox Lexi Bledel: MER!
Ox Lexi Bledel: asbiousntose?
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: LEX!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: adasdasda!!
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES*
josh OOH AAH 8: Font be pissed me!
josh OOH AAH 8: OMG!
JustinRTimbafake: I got like a sponge shirt on
josh OOH AAH 8: dude... guys...
Ox Lexi Bledel: Font didnt be piss me :-(
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: sponge shirt? JUSTIN YOU ARE MY ROLE MODEL!
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES*
josh OOH AAH 8: Font be pissed me" can be said when you're pissed off at someone like "Mother fucker" ya know you'll just be like "god damn font be pissed me" *dies*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *DIES*
Ox Lexi Bledel: sponge shit...lather pants...ninja turtles shoes
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: sponge shit? eww
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES* SHIRT****
JustinRTimbafake: And a wash cloth hat
Ox Lexi Bledel: LMFAO
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: Justin I wanna be just like you!
Ox Lexi Bledel: Justin
JustinRTimbafake: I'm ready for a bath yo
josh OOH AAH 8: Sponge bob!
Ox Lexi Bledel: I worship ypu!
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: nooo Sponge Justin!
josh OOH AAH 8: Sponge Justin
Ox Lexi Bledel: *bows down to JUSTIN*
josh OOH AAH 8: And I'm that dude that's annoying lmao
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *bows down to almight JUSTIN too*
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: Patrick?
Ox Lexi Bledel: Soapy Sponge Jup!
JustinRTimbafake: I'm gonna fuckin piss my pants
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JustinRTimbafake: Pigs have orgams foir 30 minutes....I wanna be a pig
josh OOH AAH 8: LOL you are a pig!!!
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Shy Girl Leslie: *puts jayce's hair in little tiny ponytails all over his head* HYPE!
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xderyckx has left the room.
Ox Lexi Bledel: My bitch left me :-(
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: i dont have a bitch *pouts*'
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: i wanna bitch someone find me a bitch! whoa i need to stop being hyper
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: Lexiiiii imma go get more sugar haha
Ox Lexi Bledel: lol Mer, I'll find you a bitch lol
Ox Lexi Bledel: NO! lol I need the sugar remember?
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *gives you a little bit a sugar and runs off with the rest*
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lj ash angel: she thinks my tractors sexyyyy
lj ash angel: it really turns her onn
suddenly xy: *dies* ash you scare me..
Ox Lexi Bledel: ASH!!!!
Ox Lexi Bledel: You like that song??
lj ash angel: shes always starin at meee, while im chugging alongg
lj ash angel: hah, yeah
Ox Lexi Bledel: I *LOVE* that Kenny Chesney song!
Ox Lexi Bledel: Ash rocks my socks right now bcz he is PINK! and He likes "She Thinks MY Tractors Sexy"
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badgirl Willa F: i love being urine colored, it's hot
badgirl Willa F: i almost said urine flavored oops
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josh OOH AAH 8: did you know that by eating chocolate you get 1/4 of an ogranism
josh OOH AAH 8: and if you sneeze it's 3/4th!!!
josh OOH AAH 8: *orgasm not organism
josh OOH AAH 8: LMAO!!!!!! go Justin!!
Ox Lexi Bledel: so if I sneeze while eating chocolate I can have an orgasm?
josh OOH AAH 8: YUP!!!
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
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complicate avril: Even cooler. My foot's asleep, ow ow ow.
Ox Lexi Bledel: Wake up Av's foot!
complicate avril: *Sob* It's not listening.
complicate avril: It hurts, ahh.
Ox Lexi Bledel: *beats Avs foot til it wakes up*
complicate avril: You're going to kill it!
complicate avril: It's going to need amputation
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies* sorry
complicate avril: And I'm going to be called stubby
Ox Lexi Bledel: I'll just yell at it?
complicate avril: STUBBY LAVIGNE
complicate avril: Okay sure
complicate avril: I'm a little hyper, haha.
Ox Lexi Bledel: Stubby Lavigne! lol
complicate avril: haha
complicate avril: If I could just get a parrot
complicate avril: I could be a pirate
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
complicate avril: *dies*
Ox Lexi Bledel: I so need to to put that in my profile
complicate avril: You should
Ox Lexi Bledel: I am
complicate avril: damn I need an eye patch too
complicate avril: I'm such an unorganized pirate
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
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days star ks: Lexi I need a nickname for you
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: I need anickname for lexi too
complicate avril: I have a special nickname for Lexi.
complicate avril: Lezzzi haha
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DumbsDumber: Hey Justin...
SpngeJupLthrPnts: Hey Jayce.....
DumbsDumber: If nothing is up... can I like fix that?
SpngeJupLthrPnts: *DIES* Go right ahead
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KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: yo duck Jayce
Ox Lexi Bledel: FONT BE PISSED ME!
DumbsDumber: yo duck yourself
DumbsDumber: font be pissed me
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: LEXIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Ox Lexi Bledel: MERRRRRRR
Ox Lexi Bledel: OUT?
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: OUT
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complicate avril: I'm getting made fun of.
rockinRzeznik: Who is making fun of you Avril?
complicate avril: The cool guys in my band because I asked one of them to smell my new deoderant, haha.
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: haha Avril I swear...I think I worship you more then lather pants over there
rockinRzeznik: I like what you do in the video.
Ox Lexi Bledel: *dies*
SpngeJupLthrPnts: NOOOOOOO you must worhsip me more
complicate avril: haha well it smells good and just because I was chasing Evan asking him to sniff my armpit means nothing
rockinRzeznik: I'm like you, I go to a store and try it on and the run away. *dies*
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SwtNSxy Janie: LEXI
DumbsDumber: *OFF
SwtNSxy Janie: JARED
DumbsDumber: ON ME
SwtNSxy Janie: IS
SwtNSxy Janie: BACK
DumbsDumber: DAMNIT TO ALL FUCKING HELL
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SpngeJupLthrPnts: Babe your song is on the radio
DumbsDumber: You called me BABE!
DumbsDumber: *jumps and down*
DumbsDumber: Okay, maybe I'm 5 years old. :-\
SpngeJupLthrPnts: No your not..if you are you a VERY well devleoped for a 5 year old and I dont mind being a child molesterv*dies*
DumbsDumber: *DIES A MILLION DEATHS*
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SpngeJupLthrPnts: *dies and runs out of the room*
DumbsDumber: WHY DID YOU LEAVE???????????
SpngeJupLthrPnts: BECAUSE I'M GONNA PEE
DumbsDumber: OOHHH,
complicate avril: That was reason 39218321 of why Justin scares me.
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ if you're wondering where the P is, it's about to run down my leg. *DIES*
rockinRzeznik: I didn't even notice it was gone.
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SpngeJupLthrPnts: I really really love my hand...its my best friend
DumbsDumber: Justin what is your hand doing?
SpngeJupLthrPnts: Jayce use your brain *DIES*
complicate avril: That was reason 329183021 why Justin scares me
DumbsDumber: Then can I like be your hand.
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Ox Lexi Bledel: As much as I'm longing for Taylor to say "HI, I wear turquoise underwear" the cow going "moo" is enough for me!
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SpngeJupLthrPnts: I farted *dies* GO ME
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KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *hides in the closet*
Ox Lexi Bledel: *DIES* Mer, whatever you do, don't come outta there!
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DumbsDumber: FUCK ME!!!!!!!!
DumbsDumber: Np wait
DumbsDumber: don't.
KiTTie MeRCeDeSx: *covers her ears and closes her eyes* VOICES
Ox Lexi Bledel: WOOO! SPONGEY!! HES CALLIN FOR YOU!
Brit Hearts Dan: *looks at J* You heard the man..
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SpngeJupLthrPnts: Jayce I love my monkey and I'm not talking about the furry basrted whos running around the house
DumbsDumber: Bubblessssssssssss
DumbsDumber: Can I pet the monkey then? *FUCKING DIES*
SpngeJupLthrPnts: Bubbles? bubbles? I'm in a fuckin pop group I dont need no bubbles
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I have more but those are just some highlights...*grins* remember the good times guys!
<3~Lexi