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Last night, the after dinner talk turned to the Harry Potter books. I reminded my 10 year old son that the next book is supposed to be the last one...
Him: I have two theories on the last book.
Me: Really?
Him: Yeah. First - Ron and Harry are going to get together. Second - Harry is going to die.
Me: ... What was that first one?
Him: Ron and Harry are going to get together.
Me: ...
Him: I mean Ron and Hermione
Me: Oh.
Him: Oh, and Harry is a thingie.
Me: ...?!?!?!
Him: You know, like the locket.
Me: Horcrux?
Him: Yeah.
I know he has no clue I read slash. I doubt he has a clue what slash is. But for a moment there...
Him: I have two theories on the last book.
Me: Really?
Him: Yeah. First - Ron and Harry are going to get together. Second - Harry is going to die.
Me: ... What was that first one?
Him: Ron and Harry are going to get together.
Me: ...
Him: I mean Ron and Hermione
Me: Oh.
Him: Oh, and Harry is a thingie.
Me: ...?!?!?!
Him: You know, like the locket.
Me: Horcrux?
Him: Yeah.
I know he has no clue I read slash. I doubt he has a clue what slash is. But for a moment there...