Oct 04, 2005 20:49
once upon a time, in a land far away, three girls lived on a campus full of sinners, yet managed to keep their virginity intact. They banded together, hoping that the support of good friends would help them keep their pants zipped. They formed a little club, that had a secret sign. Often, they didn't even need to speak to know what the other was thinking. They would simply make the sign and the club members would understand.
Sadly, one day, the three girls ventured into their Sign Language class and thought to ask the teacher what the actual Sign Language sign for "virgin" was. The teacher told them, and while it was similar to their secret club sign, it was definitely not the same. So they asked what their secret sign meant and the teacher told them...
"Stupid. That sign means Stupid."
DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT MAYBE THEY GOT IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME?
seriously... maybe there is a reason that these signs are so similar.
I AM SO SICK OF THE VIRGIN STUFF.
Don't get me wrong, I am by NO means faultering in my endeavors. But I am definitely tired of defending it. Or feeling like its a flaw. I should NOT have to "break it to someone". It should be just another little thing about me. I'm Irish, I'm Republican, I'm Catholic, I'm a Virgin, I'm an Event Planner, I'm SICK OF EXPLAINING MYSELF.
*sigh*
Sorry about the rant. I just get frustrated. Maybe I'll get a t-shirt that explains it...
Like... On the front (in really small writing) it will say...
i am a virgin.
and on the back (in really big writing) it will say...
THIS WRITING IS BIG SO YOU CAN SEE IT WHILE YOU ARE RUNNING AWAY.
*double sigh*
I have YET to meet a guy who says... I want to wait too. (and sticks to it.)
I have YET to meet a guy who says... Good for you! How about a second date? (without an ulterior motive.)
I have YET to meet a guy who says... That doesn't matter to me. (without following with some sort of comment about how he's eventually going to be the one who will have me.)
I'm just so tired of missing out on people because I have made decisions that are good for me. What if NO ONE ever says, Okay, I will wait with you? Am I going to be alone for the rest of my life because I won't have sex with random guys and I can't find one who is unique???
Just kill me. I WILL NOT DIE A VIRGIN. lol
IF A SINGLE MALE RESPONDS TO THIS WITH "I am that guy" or "that's not true" I WILL KILL YOU. THIS IS A RANT. AND I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO HATE YOU FOR BEING A LIAR ON TOP OF BEING A JERK!!!!!