You think I'm afraid of you?
anonymous
September 21 2005, 02:24:50 UTC
Dear Whatever your name is, You think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you! I don't have to be afraid of someone 1500 miles away. If I want to corrupt your friend and leave her body in a ditch after luring her in with one of my many alias, then that's my business, not yours. So back off!!!
Sincerely, Rob
PS - I might be joking......maybe...... PPS - I like your friend PPPS - I like you too, only not as much as her
Re: You think I'm afraid of you?lexicon53September 21 2005, 04:24:33 UTC
Dear Chainsaw Massachrer, (ow)
You'd better be afraid of me! I'll come down there and whoop your ass so fast you won't be able to remember ANY of your names!
And besides, I once heard from an extremely intelligent and well-respected psychological research student that "1500 miles is nothing."
so there.
by the way, I LOVE that you threatened my life then signed off with sincerely! AND you know how to use Post Scripts properly! YESSS!
two points!
But just so you know, those points are rescinded upon the death, disappearance or dismemberment of my friend.
Watch your back, ~ALISON
P.S. -- normal people only have one name. P.P.S. -- I found out from a pretty little birdy that you didn't know how to spell sincerely! that's a negative half point since it was 50% of the appeal. ALSO... you got a tip about the whole PS thing! (but you still knew how to use it, so I'm lending you a point retention freebie on that one.)
Re: You think I'm afraid of you?
anonymous
September 21 2005, 15:19:59 UTC
Dear Ms. Smartass, Ok, you should realize that since your friend has agreed to go out with a random person from Texas, where we love the death penalty, carrying guns everywhere, and have more chainsaw massacres than any other state, she has officially given up on finding someone normal. So she'll have to settle for me, no matter how many names I have. So you should just accept that and then accept me as the coolest guy in the entire world. And if you do, I will remember that if I ever meet you. Maybe I'll give you a hug, or maybe some Jolly Rancher watermelon candy. And watermelon is the only good flavor of Jolly Rancher. If you say sour apple, I will stab you in the jaw. If you think it's sour apple, you come down here and we'll talk about it. You'll find me, I'll be the one stabbing jaws. Anyway......I like your friend.
Dear Newbie, You are funny. two points. You are smart. two more points. You spelled "massacres" correctly... you are now allowed to have my babies. (but I proxy to melisa)
WHERE did the jolly rancher talk come from!? LOVED IT. SO true. They were like... my childhood in a little plastic wrapper. And my FAVORITES were the watermelons! Though, I would eat the sour apple if they were my only options. Then again, I've never been one to turn down candy. :P
Glad you like my friend. Glad I have a new best buddy. Can't wait to meet you!
~Alison
P.S. -- I don't actually have anything to say, but we are P.S. people, so I felt somewhat obligated.
P.P.S. -- I thought of something. I can't be there through this scary hurricane thing. God and I have a meeting on Sunday to discuss our options, but until then, maybe you could do me a favor and just make sure she's taken care of. Thanks.
You think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you! I don't have to be afraid of someone 1500 miles away. If I want to corrupt your friend and leave her body in a ditch after luring her in with one of my many alias, then that's my business, not yours. So back off!!!
Sincerely,
Rob
PS - I might be joking......maybe......
PPS - I like your friend
PPPS - I like you too, only not as much as her
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You'd better be afraid of me! I'll come down there and whoop your ass so fast you won't be able to remember ANY of your names!
And besides, I once heard from an extremely intelligent and well-respected psychological research student that "1500 miles is nothing."
so there.
by the way, I LOVE that you threatened my life then signed off with sincerely! AND you know how to use Post Scripts properly! YESSS!
two points!
But just so you know, those points are rescinded upon the death, disappearance or dismemberment of my friend.
Watch your back,
~ALISON
P.S. -- normal people only have one name.
P.P.S. -- I found out from a pretty little birdy that you didn't know how to spell sincerely! that's a negative half point since it was 50% of the appeal. ALSO... you got a tip about the whole PS thing! (but you still knew how to use it, so I'm lending you a point retention freebie on that one.)
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Ok, you should realize that since your friend has agreed to go out with a random person from Texas, where we love the death penalty, carrying guns everywhere, and have more chainsaw massacres than any other state, she has officially given up on finding someone normal. So she'll have to settle for me, no matter how many names I have. So you should just accept that and then accept me as the coolest guy in the entire world. And if you do, I will remember that if I ever meet you. Maybe I'll give you a hug, or maybe some Jolly Rancher watermelon candy. And watermelon is the only good flavor of Jolly Rancher. If you say sour apple, I will stab you in the jaw. If you think it's sour apple, you come down here and we'll talk about it. You'll find me, I'll be the one stabbing jaws. Anyway......I like your friend.
Your new best buddy,
Rob
PS - Sour apple sucks.
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Dear Newbie,
You are funny. two points. You are smart. two more points. You spelled "massacres" correctly... you are now allowed to have my babies. (but I proxy to melisa)
WHERE did the jolly rancher talk come from!? LOVED IT. SO true. They were like... my childhood in a little plastic wrapper. And my FAVORITES were the watermelons! Though, I would eat the sour apple if they were my only options. Then again, I've never been one to turn down candy. :P
Glad you like my friend. Glad I have a new best buddy. Can't wait to meet you!
~Alison
P.S. -- I don't actually have anything to say, but we are P.S. people, so I felt somewhat obligated.
P.P.S. -- I thought of something. I can't be there through this scary hurricane thing. God and I have a meeting on Sunday to discuss our options, but until then, maybe you could do me a favor and just make sure she's taken care of. Thanks.
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