Resisting the TSA's pornoscanners and groping

[lexica510]

From the Oakland Tribune's online presence (emphasis mine):As the pat-downs make their prime-time debut during the Thanksgiving rush, the San Mateo and Santa Clara district attorneys offices said Wednesday that they would bring charges against TSA agents at SFO and San Jose airports, respectively, if they committed sexual crimes during searches.

Comments

[spiritualmonkey]

I WISH I was flying that day.

I'd break out the cock-ring and put a bell on it. The "Make It Uncomfortable" dance only works if you're worried about getting felt up.

I know those dance steps. And I'd fucking dance up a storm for them. Can I lead? ;-)

[mcfnord]

i wonder if the "see through your clothes" staff could also be charged

[cartman94501]

I think that unless they say something or start breathing hard or sticking their tongue out lasciviously, proving sexual intent is going to be hard. We can't read minds, right? Besides, isn't simply touching someone's body without their permission misdemeanor battery?