dwelling on the pesky sounds. . .
I am in the library and this kid keeps clearing his throat. It's not a soft--every once in a while--throat clearing. It's loud and with extras added on for special effects. It starts off like a little scooter motor trying to get started. . .then, a grunt. . .then, a cough sputtering. And it's every minute on the minute.
So, I was walking in Wal-mart and walked past this magazine cover with this ab fab hottie on the cover. I stopped and picked it up because the guy is just a doll. . .and I find out it's the weirdo who played a not so good version of EDWARD CULLEN from TWILIGHT. I was glad because he looks way better in person. . . but I was sad because that movie (yes, the movie) sucked. They did have some great casting (like Charlie--I will enjoy him and Peter Faccinelli is still my fave jock from CAN"T HARDLY WAIT).
a pause for abrupt laughter because I cleared my throat at the same time as the kid--
Okay, I cannot keep a straight face now.
I gotta go.
P.S. This isn't fun after I just recovered from a laparoscopy and hysteroscopy like Wednesday.