great moments in spam mail

[lexdysic]

I wasn't entirely sure where to throw this, so livejournal it is. Most subject lines on spam mail are pretty stupid, but oh, every once in a while, a true gem shines through.

" 'I won't raise taxes,' says Schwarzenegger, 'except for the Indians.' "
"John McCain selects Laura Bush as his vice president."
"Taxi driver abducts and eats passenger."And

Comments

[lexdysic]

You had all those handy? I also like how the last one is so blatantly racist. And how the first one pretty much happened.

ps: you said breast.

[lexdysic]

ps: dirty!

[lexdysic]

ps: I got a little tingly.

[lexdysic]

ps: maybe a little of both. I'm weird, but you knew that.

[lexdysic]

I just got back from lunch with my mother, and I know how you used to love her little bon mots. Today she was talking about fraternity and maternity twins. I thought you'd enjoy that.

[lexdysic]

Come on, now that's just silly.